Retirement quotes

“She was gone. We gave our statements. Nick and Remy the same. All of us spared any blame for Amanda's death. Jack Doyle resigned on the condition that he and he alone be held accountable. He was granted the dignity of early retirement, but the humiliation of half a pension. It was an ignominious end to an illustrious career.”
Casey Affleck - Patrick Kenzie

“- Roger Murtaugh: I got 8 days to my retirement, and I will not make a stupid mistake!
- Martin Riggs: Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me!
- Roger Murtaugh: That's usually my first mistake!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay. I'm happy. We are happy.
- Marvin: Frank... Frank... You haven't killed anybody in months.
- Frank: That is not a bad thing, okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.”
Bruce Willis - Frank
John Malkovich - Marvin

“Enough money to retire on because in this kind of work you don't qualify for social security.”

Walter Matthau - Trabucco

“We shot a lot of people together. It's been great. But today I retire, so if I do any shooting now, it'll have to be within the confines of my own home. Hopefully, an intruder and not an in-law, like at my bachelor party.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Jean-Claude: Now that I sit behind a desk, the world looks different.
- Bryan Mills: You mean it looks boring.
- Jean-Claude: I mean different. Okay, a little boring. But is being retired any more interesting?”
Olivier Rabourdin - Jean-Claude
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“You and I have known fear together, shed blood together, battled pain and suffering and all of their foot soldiers. We know there is no glamour in sudden death and that no one ever wins a war, and it is that knowledge that will bind us together forever. That, and a love for this country that no bayonet can pierce, no bullet shatter.”

James Cromwell - General Campbell

You're under contract to the "Star" for five more years. You're not in the position to resign. Unless you wish to retire from journalistic efforts over that period.

Walter Connolly - Oliver Stone

“- Judge Doom: You see, Mr. Valiant, the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist in Toontown. I'm retiring, taking a new role in the private sector.
- Eddie Valiant: That wouldn't be Cloverleaf Industries, by any chance?
- Judge Doom: You're looking at the sole stockholder.”
Chris Lloyd - Judge Doom
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Tom Valco: I told you, we shouldn't have put the computer up in his room. He's gonna spend all his time there.
- Christine Valco: Oh, Tom. Welcome to the future, dear. He's advancing his skills. One day that computer's gonna get our baby a good job.
- Tom Valco: Trust me. What he's doing up there, nobody's gonna pay him for, 'cause if they did...” (continue)(continue reading)

James Gandolfini - Tom Valco
Catherine O'Hara - Christine Valco

“- Daniel: We should come up with some kind of strategy.
- Miyagi: For what?
- Daniel: My future, my whole tournament career.
- Miyagi: Miyagi already have one.
- Daniel: Really? What is it?
- Miyagi: Early retirement.”
Ralph Macchio - Daniel
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“You know what cops do when they retire? They play golf. I don't want to play golf. I hate fucking golf.”
Bruce Willis - Jeff Talley

“- Mr. Randy: Goddamn it, Julian, you leave the game, even for a while, I don't know if they'll gonna let you back in. And then what the hell are you gonna do? Waste your days picking up illiterate teenagers for suck-and-fuck sessions behind the Old Navy store?
- Julian Noble: Sounds delightful to me.”
Philip Baker Hall - Mr. Randy
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Rebecca Neff: I didn't know he was back. I thought he retired, disabled, mental...?
- Warren: He had a lot of family problems, he started to drink a little too much, police work... piled up on him. He's a good man, you'll like him.”

Diane Venora - Rebecca Neff
Dick O'Neill - Warren

“- Marion Ravenwood: You still living a trail of human wreckage, or have you retired?
- Indiana Jones: Why? You looking for a date?
- Marion Ravenwood: With anyone but you.”
Karen Allen - Marion Ravenwood
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“You can't retire, you haven't done anything yet!”
Griff Rhys Jones - Graham Sweetley

“- Man Attendant: I'd assume Dr. Loomis would be here. Michael Myers is still his patient.
- Dr. Hoffman: If Loomis read memos he'd be here. Fortunately, his position is more ceremonial than medical. And with Myers gone, my hope is that he'll either transfer, retire, or die.”
David Jensen - Man Attendant
Michael Pataki - Dr. Hoffman

“I know men younger than myself who have taken a pension, put on stupid little white shirts... cut off sleeves, alligator on the tit... and spent the rest of their days beating the hell out of a little white ball with an iron club. My God... the thought of it makes me want to puke.”

George C. Scott - General Harlan Bache

“- James T. Kirk: Close to retirement?
- Picard: I'm not planning on it.
- James T. Kirk: Well let me tell you something. Don't! Don't let them promote you. Don't let them transfer you. Don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of that ship, because while you're there... you can make a difference.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Sir Patrick Stewart - Jean-Luc Picard

“You know, I used to be in the music business, but now I'm what you might call retired. It's a refined name for bum.”
Gene Kelly - Danny McGuire

“- Martin Riggs: After all the shit we've been through, don't you get it? Don't you get it? When you retire, you're not just retiring you, you're retiring us. You're retiring us.
- Roger Murtaugh: That's not my problem. That's not my problem!
- Martin Riggs: You're the only family I've got! I've got three beautiful kids, I love them, they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh

“This is the crowning moment of my retired life and I’m not going to throw it away like the evening trash.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson

“Retirement is cat shit.”
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Roger Murtaugh: Seven days to retirement, I'm busted down to patrolman.
- Martin Riggs: I should have cut the red wire.
- Roger Murtaugh: You did cut the red wire.
- Martin Riggs: No, I didn't, I cut the blue wire.
- Roger Murtaugh: That's what I meant. We should have waited for the bomb squad!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Albert: I don't know about this, Sam. Those fires look awfuly close and they're getting closer.
- Sam: Just think of your pension.
- Albert: I am thinking about it. I'm thinking about how I'm gonna live to collect it!”
John Friesen - Albert
Anthony Sherwood - Sam