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“If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“We must've been the only Irish family to be saying goodbye to the Statue of Liberty rather than hello.”

Andrew Bennett - Narrator

“- Terry: Do you not even want me to come visit now?
- Sammy: Of course I want you to visit, you idiot! I've been looking forward to seeing you from the moment I got your letter, I told everyone in town that you were coming home, I cleaned the whole fucking house just so it would look nice for you! I had no idea you were just broke again! I wish...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Ruffalo - Terry
Laura Linney - Sammy

“Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“Going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.”
Matthew Broderick - Simba

“- Nick Gunar: Where you'll go?
- Grace Lashield: Home.
- Nick Gunar: Where's that?
- Grace Lashield: Don't ask.”
Dolph Lundgren - Nick Gunar
Catherine Bell - Grace Lashield

“Wait'll everybody finds out that Sensei Sloan is here. There'll be the sound of a hundred bricks shitting at the same time.”

Brad Thornton - Lando Smith

“- Meg: What have you come back for?
- Sam: For you. For you, Meg.”
Danielle Spencer - Meg
Robert Mammone - Sam

“You're my Lassie come home.”
Roddy McDowall - Joe Carraclough

“- Bridget Jones: I thought you were in America.
- Mark Darcy: Well I was... but I realized I had forgotten something here.
- Bridget Jones: Which was...?
- Mark Darcy: Well, I realized that I had forgotten to... kiss you goodbye, do you mind?”
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones
Colin Firth - Mark Darcy

“- Beowulf: You were right. It was your magic that brought me here.
- Kyra: And it will be my magic that brings you back.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Rhona Mitra - Kyra

“- Dr. Arliss Loveless: I'm just a little bit curious as to how you managed to wind up with them.
- Rita Escobar: They seemed so sure that they could find you, I thought if I stayed with them, they'd bring me back to all my friends.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless
Salma Hayek - Rita Escobar

“Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to tell about days like today.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller

“Come on, Nicky, come home. Just come home. Home! Talk to me. You just talk to me. Nicky. Nicky.”
Robert De Niro - Michael

“I asked myself... would I come back for you? And the only answer is a Godless, empty, evil... no. I'm sorry I wouldn't have come back. I'm sorry.”

Joaquin Phoenix - Lewis McBride

“Living here day by day, you think it's the center of the world. You believe nothing will ever change. Then you leave: a year, two years. When you come back, everything's changed. The thread's broken. What you came to find isn't there. What was yours is gone. You have to go away for a long time... many years... before you can come back and find...” (continue)(continue reading)
Philippe Noiret - Alfredo

- Orville "Turkey" Jackson: The dead have a way of coming back.
- Jeff Peters: Get out, when they're dead they're dead.
Bob Hope - Orville "Turkey" Jackson
Bing Crosby - Jeff Peters

“- Young Jose: Maria?
- Young Maria: I promised La Virgen that I would return to you.”
Jacob Vargas - Young Jose
Jennifer Lopez - Young Maria

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams