Rivalry quotes

“- Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.
- Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!”
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“- Jack Colt: Who are you?
- Mr. Jigsaw: I am your worst nightmare.
- Jack Colt: No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.
- Mr. Jigsaw: Okay, allright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I'm right up there!”

Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
Tim Curry - Mr. Jigsaw

“- Sassy: It's like I said all along, poopsie: cats rule and dogs drool.
- Chance: Get a life. Get nine of them.
- Sassy: But it's true. Cats are smarter than dogs, and more attractive... and we don't drink from the toilet!”
Sally Field - Sassy
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“Alright, check it out. There’s no way we gonna beat these guys straight up. We’re gonna have to pull somethin’ out of our ass. The only thing I can think of is save the spray for the way back, the return trip.”

Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“I wonder if my opponent is basing her opinion on the Prince's politics or how cute she thinks his butt is?”
Anne Hathaway - Ella

“- Steve Jobs: This is like doing business with a praying mantis. You get seduced, and then eaten alive afterwards?
- Bill Gates: Get real, would ya? You and I are both like guys who had this rich neighbor - Xerox - who left the door open all the time. And you go sneakin' in to steal a TV set. Only when you get there, you realize that I got there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs
Anthony Michael Hall - Bill Gates

“A very clear motive. One of the oldest motives in criminal history. Jealousy. Why, you may find it preposterous to believe that a man of his years and timid character could become so enamored with a young woman as to commit an act of violence to dispose of a handsome and vigorous rival.”

George Coulouris - Prosecutor

“- Matt Gavin: She said you were a terrible lover.
- David Corelli: She lied to protect your frail ego.
- Matt Gavin: She said that's why she chose me.
- David Corelli: Everybody make mistakes.”
Chazz Palminteri - Matt Gavin
David Caruso - David Corelli

“We will not deal with the question of pay as that is altogether too painful. But what we will deal with is the most important disillusionment of all, and that is that wherever she goes there is always in her life a permanently undefeated rival: her husband's ship.”

Celia Johnson - Mrs. Alix Kinross

“- Blaine: Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first.
- Dr. John Dolittle: Someone had to finish last, too.”

Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“- Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil?
- Professor Philip Brainard: I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.”
Christopher McDonald - Wilson Croft
Robin Williams - Professor Philip Brainard

“- Jimmy: I never realized.
- Kevin: Never realized what?
- Jimmy: You're a rocker.
- Kevin: What, am I black or something?
- Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?”

Phil Daniels - Jimmy
Ray Winstone - Kevin

“I'll die before Shelly Runyon checkmates me.”
Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“- Nick Eliot: Where's Cheyenne?
- Darian Forrester: You wanna do her, too, is that it? I'm not good enough for you?
- Nick Eliot: Where is she, Darian?
- Darian Forrester: I came back here for you, Nick. My parents tried to take me away, but I fooled them.
- Nick Eliot: Where is she?
- Darian Forrester: I came back here for you, and I found you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cary Elwes - Nick Eliot
Alicia Silverstone - Darian Forrester

“- Snow: It's the Turnbull A.C.'s.
- Cowboy: Think they forgot about the truce?
- Vermin: No shit!
- Ajax: Those lousy skinhead fucks!”
Brian Tyler - Snow
Tom McKitterick - Cowboy
Terry Michos - Vermin
James Remar - Ajax

“I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway?”

Uma Thurman - Poison Ivy

“When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut off the heads of 131 lords for the Shogun. It was a bad time for the empire. The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils, and that he was rotting with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Gibran Evans - Daigoro

“The key to win is knowing all your opponent's weaknesses.”
Darren Shahlavi - The Killer

“- Sandra Waters: What do you want for your birthday?
- Preston Waters: Money, so I can pay to have Ralph and Damien knocked off.”
Jayne Atkinson - Sandra Waters
Brian Bonsall - Preston Waters

- John Sculley: Steve, I'm worried. About what's happening. All the "them versus us" stuff. Macintosh versus Apple II.
- Steve Jobs: You don't understand, John. People need a cause.
Allan Royal - John Sculley
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“Your boys is dead meat.”

Jake Steinfeld - Max the Bouncer

“- Casey: What's wrong here?
- George Kerby: You are.”
Eugene Pallette - Casey
Cary Grant - George Kerby

“Kung fu is more than a system of fighting. It's a system of thought. You must outthink your opponent, whatever form he takes... because some of them will be more than just men.”

Luoyong Wang - Yip Man

“- Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me.
- Castor Troy: Ok then, plan B; why don't we just kill each other?”

Nicolas Cage - Sean Archer
John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Mary Todd Lincoln: Stephen Douglas has arrived. Listen to them cheering for him!
- Abe Lincoln: They ought to cheer. He paid them enough for it.”

Ruth Gordon - Mary Todd Lincoln
Raymond Massey - Abe Lincoln