Rivers quotes

“We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.”
Fred Willard - Ron Albertson

“I got a backpack on! You don't get in water with a backpack, everybody knows that.”
Kevin Hart - Fridge

“- Sailor: When I die, I want to be 'excramated' and I want my ashes sprinkled in the old briny. At least I'd be part of the sea forever, and ever.
- Fumes: That's beautiful, man, beautiful. Like when I die, I want to go just like my daddy, boom! Peaceful, in his sleep.”
Howard Morris - Sailor
Teddy Wilson - Fumes

“The Hudson River is filled with piss, cola, and sludge, ok? There's hardly any water in it.”
Tara Spencer-Nairn - Lou Benzoa

“- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, where are we?
- Kermit the Frog: Let's see. We're just traveling down this little black line here, and just crossed that little red line over here.
- Fozzie Bear: How about, let's take the blue line?
- Kermit the Frog: No, we can't take that, that's a river.”

Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“Denial is not just a river in Egypt!”
Illeana Douglas - Kiki Pierce

“You build bridges, John. You have to go where the rivers are.”
Emily Mortimer - Helena Patterson

“- Roxanne Sarrault: Do you know why you can never step into the same river twice?
- Willard: Yeah, 'cause it's always moving.”
Aurore Clément - Roxanne Sarrault
Martin Sheen - Captain Benjamin L. Willard

“- The Great Gonzo: What's the name of this river?
- Kermit the Frog: I don't know.
- Fozzie Bear: I think it's the English river.
- Gonzo: I'll take a picture of it. Say cheese!”

Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear

“This river can kill you in a thousand ways.”
Jon Voight - Paul Serone

“- Ron Thompson: What's a river doing in your backyard?
- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: It's not a river, dope. It could be a stream of dog pee, and it would look like a river to us.”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr

- Anna Foster: I want to swimnaked in the Danube!
- Ben Calder: Actually, it's the Vltava.
- Anna Foster: Who wants to swimnaked in the Vltava? Nobody says that.
- Ben Calder: Because in English, Vltava means “unhealthy bacteria level”.

Mandy Moore - Anna Foster
Matthew Goode - Ben Calder

“- Azeem: In my dreams alone have I imagined such a place.
- Robin Hood: Then imagine a way to cross it.”

Morgan Freeman - Azeem
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“- Edward Ferrars: I wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister tells me it is in South America.
- Elinor Dashwood: Oh. No. No, um, she's quite wrong, um, for I believe it is in Belgium.
- Edward Ferrars: Belgium. Surely not, I think you must be thinking of the Volga.”

Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“- Tender Heart Bear: Lotsa Heart, do you think this river might lead us down to Earth?
- Lotsa Heart Elephant: Well, it has to go somewhere.”
Billie Mae Richards - Tender Heart Bear
Luba Goy - Lotsa Heart Elephant