Robot quotes

“- Tsunaron: Are you ready?
- Kay-Em 14: I was built ready, baby.”
Chuck Campbell - Tsunaron
Lisa Ryder - Kay-Em 14

“About a year ago, we gave this city RoboCop. I think he's worked out pretty well, but things have become a little rougher out there. And now, we need a law enforcement unit capable of meeting the enemy on his own ground, and carrying enough firepower... to get the job done. Ladies and gentlemen, with great pleasure, I give you RoboCop 2.”
Dan O'Herlihy - Old Man

“- Susan Calvin: A robot could not commit a murder, no more than a human could walk on water.
- Del Spooner: Well, you know, there was this one guy... a long time ago.”
Bridget Moynahan - Susan Calvin
Will Smith - Del Spooner

“Even their robots are insolent.”
John Carradine - Supreme Commander

“- Ripley: Why do you care what happens to them?
- Call: Because I'm programmed to.
- Ripley: You're programmed to be an asshole? You're the new asshole model they're putting out?”
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Winona Ryder - Call

“- Del Spooner: Human beings have dreams. Even dogs have dreams, but not you, you are just a machine. An imitation of life. Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a... canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?
- Sonny: Can you?”
Will Smith - Del Spooner
Alan Tudyk - Sonny

“I think you'll have to find your way like the rest of us, Sonny. That's what Dr. Lanning would've wanted. That's what it means to be free.”

Will Smith - Del Spooner

“Once you've had a lover robot, you'll never want a real man again.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator

“Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.”
Warwick Davis - Marvin

I asked myself "Where would people never notice a town full of robots?". Connecticut.
Glenn Close - Claire Wellington

“- Fegan Floop: We have to reprogram them before it's to late.
- Carmen Cortez: And if it is?
- Fegan Floop: Then there's not a soul on Earth who can stop them.”

Alan Cumming - Fegan Floop
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Machines need love too!”
Bess Motta - Ginger Ventura

“- Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO: Who would you rather do: Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?
- Cleveland (R2-D2): My father was a service droid!”
Seth MacFarlane - Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO
Mike Henry - Cleveland Brown as R2-D2

“One day they'll have secrets... one day they'll have dreams.”

James Cromwell - Dr. Alfred Lanning

- Nick: What happened to your robot?
- Dr. Kaela Evers: Nothing.
- Nick: Really? I hope "nothing" doesn't happen to me.

James Spader - Nick Vanzant
Angela Bassett - Dr. Kaela Evers

- Ripley: You never said anything about an android being on board! Why not?
- Burke: Pff, it never... never occurred to me. It's just common practice. We always have a synthetic on board.
- Bishop: I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself.
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley
Paul Reiser - Burke
Lance Henriksen - Bishop

“She is the most perfect and most obedient tool which mankind ever possessed!”

Rudolf Klein-Rogge - C.A. Rotwang - the Inventor

“I can't believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again! Oh, behave!”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John...” (continue)(continue reading)
Linda Hamilton - Sarah Connor

“- Terminator: You cannot self-terminate.
- John Connor: No, you can't. I can do anything I want. I'm a human being, not some god-damn robot.
- Terminator: [correcting him] Cybernetic organism.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Terminator
Nick Stahl - John Connor

“- The Trickster: Hello. You've reached Brainscan.
- Michael: Uh, my name is Michael Brower. You can reach me at 717...
- The Trickster: Hello, Michael.
- Michael: I'm sorry. I thought you were a machine.”

T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster
Edward Furlong - Michael

“Time for a little robot chauvinism.”
Judd Hamilton - Elle

“- John Connor: I need to stop by my house. I want to pick up some stuff before we leave.
- The Terminator: Negative. The T-1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there.
- John Connor: Are you sure?
- The Terminator: I would.”
Edward Furlong - John Connor
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator

“- Female Colleague: If a robot could genuinely love a person, what responsibility does that person hold toward him in return? It's a moral question, isn't it?
- Professor Hobby: The oldest one of all. But in the beginning, didn't God create Adam to love him?”

April Grace - Female Colleague
William Hurt - Professor Hobby