Romance quotes

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

“I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself.”
Billy Crystal - Mike

“- Elizabeth James: Where are we?
- Nick Parker: This is where we're eating?
- Hallie: [Pointing to a 100+ foot yacht] No. Actually, that's where we're eating.
- Annie: She's ours for the night.
- Nick Parker: Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?
- Annie: Well, we pooled our allowances.
- Nick Parker: Yeah. Right. Annie?
- Annie:...” (continue)(continue reading)

Natasha Richardson - Elizabeth James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“Anne, you have tricked something out of that imagination of yours that you call romance. Have you forgotten how he gave up the Avonlea school for you so that you could stay here with me? He picked you up everyday in his carriage so that you could study your courses together. Don't toss it away for some ridiculous ideal that doesn't exist.”
Colleen Dewhurst - Marilla Cuthbert

“I would begin with a very classy first line, something like: Excuse me sweet thing... can I buy you a fish sandwich? And then I'd start whisper her three words: Man, I'd like to take a bite outta' your butt.”

Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Oz Oseransky: I swear, I am not gonna let anybody kill you.
- Cynthia: Under the circumstances, I think that's probably the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me.
- Oz Oseransky: Thanks.”
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky
Natasha Henstridge - Cynthia

“She said I'm an angel, and her heart flies when she's in my arms.”

Prince - Christopher Tracy

“I don't think a lot about the big picture. I'm a rationalist and I'm a romantic. That doesn't leave a lot of time for spiritual bullshit.”
James Le Gros - John

“- Mavis Gary: I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame and I think there is a chance we may reconnect.
- Sales Lady: Let's show him what he's been missing.
- Mavis Gary: No, he's seen me recently. He knows. But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Elizabeth Ward Land - Sales Lady

“Eli was stalking you? That is so romantic.”
Sasha Alexander - Jackie Samantha Gold

“I brought you some flowers...they look and feel plastic, but they smell real.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Andie: Unattached?
- Ben: Currently.
- Andie: Likewise.
- Ben: Surprising.
- Andie: Psycho?
- Ben: Rarely. Interested?
- Andie: Perhaps.
- Ben: Hungry?
- Andie: Starving.
- Ben: Leaving?
- Andie: Now?”
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

- Mike Chadway: Never talk about your problems 'cause men don't really listen or care.
- Abby: Some men care!
- Mike Chadway: No, some men pretend to care. When we ask how you're doing, it's just guy code for "let me stick my dick in your ass".
Gerard Butler - Mike Chadway
Katherine Heigl - Abby

“You're like the poster boy for the romantically challenged!”
GQ - Eric

“Dear Lillian, soon I hope to take you on a Carribbean cruise, where we can hold hands on a soft summer's evening and watch that old Jamaican moon. Why that old - Jamaican will be mooning us, I have no idea.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something that you knew was stupid?”
Julie Benz - Carol Connelly

“What happened after the honeymoon? Did desire grow or did familiarity make partners want other lovers? Was the notion of ever-deepening romance a myth along with simultaneous orgasm? The only time Rifkin and his wife experienced one was when they were granted their divorce. Maybe in the end, the idea was not to expect too much out of life.”
Woody Allen - Gabe Roth

“Why can't I find a guy who isn't romantically retarded?”
Katharine Towne - Chloe

“Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone.”
Ryan Gosling - Noah

“- Mrs. Kendal: Why, Mr. Merrick, you're not an elephant man at all.
- John Merrick: Oh no?
- Mrs. Kendal: Oh no... no... you're a Romeo.”
Anne Bancroft - Mrs. Kendal
Sir John Hurt - John Merrick

“- Bert: Isn't there any romance in you?
- Ernie: Sure, I had it... but I got rid of it.”
Ward Bond - Bert
Frank Faylen - Ernie

“Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?”
Johnny Depp - Don Juan DeMarco

“Diamond is no one night stand..that's right ... Diamond is a long term commitment.
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Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“Are you still in love with her? Or perhaps you consider that to be a very personal question. Liz thinks you are. All though of course women like to romanticize things a bit.”

James Stewart - Macaulay Connor

“That's the attitude of too many morons in this country. They think these hoodlums are some sort of demigods. What do they do about a guy like Camonte? They sentimentalize, romance, make jokes about him. They had some excuse to glorify our old Western bad men.”
Edwin Maxwell - Detective Chief