Russia quotes

“Americans were the first to walk on the moon. But the Russians were the first to take images...”
Elya Baskin - Cosmonaut Dimitri

“Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive.”
Lars Ranthe - Peter

“Red Forman-Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty Forman-Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels.”
Kurtwood Smith - Red Forman
Debra Jo Rupp - Kitty Forman