Russians quotes

- Popov: We're Russians! We demand you take us to the Russian imbecile!
- Natalya: It's "Embassy", imbecile!
Perry Anzilotti - Popov
Nora Dunn - Natalya

“Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!”
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

“If the Russians used their women instead of missiles, we'd be wearing furry hats right now.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Paul Shepherdson

“Gentlemen, for the last fifteen years, I've fought at this table alongside your predecessors in the struggle against the Soviet. Now I do not wish to seem melodramatic, but I do wish to impress upon you a lesson I learned with bitter tears and great sacrifice. The Soviets understands only one language: action. Respects only one word: force.”
Len Cariou - Dean Acheson

“- Tanya Kirbuk: Tell me, Dr. Floyd, what has happened to American bravery?
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: It's alive and well, thank you. What happened to Russian common sense?”
Helen Mirren - Tanya Kirbuk
Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd

“- Barney Caine: Doctor, Mr. Reimeck told us that you had been captured by the Russians.
- Dr. Esau: The Mongolians came into the Kaiser Wilhelm Institute. They swarmed into my office still wearing their white winter uniforms in May. They kept flushing my toilet over and over. Can you believe? The German nation defeated by men who have never seen...” (continue)(continue reading)
George C. Scott - Barney Caine
Sir John Gielgud - Dr. Esau

“The government said recently that we're cutting back spending, yet NASA blew $28 million to develop a fountain pen that writes upside down in zero gravity. The Russians solved the same problem with a 5-cent pencil... and after two cases of vodka, it's still writing.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“In Russia now we say there are only 2 kinds people, those who leave in private jet, and those who leave in coffin.”
Ben Kingsley - Grinko

“That Russian cannibal creep is telling everyone he did 50 plus. That reflects badly on both of us. This record should be held by an American.”

Jake Busey - Johnny Bartlett

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Russians have satellite laser weapons. Why can't we, too?”
Clu Gulager - Norman Mart

“- Ivana: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?
- Austin: I can guess, baby.
- Ivana: We play chess.
- Austin: I guessed wrong.”
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“All Russians are spies, it's how they're brought up.”
Sir John Hurt - Stephen Ward

“- Ivan Danko: Tea, please.
- Art Ridzik: In a glass, with lemon, right?
- Ivan Danko: Yes.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah. I saw Dr. Zhivago.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“- Col. Samuel Trautman: The Kremlin's got a hell of a sense of humor.
- Colonel Zaysen: Please explain.
- Col. Samuel Trautman: You talk peace and disarmament. And here you are wiping out a race of people!”
Richard Crenna - Col. Samuel Trautman
Marc de Jonge - Colonel Zaysen

“I'm through with these Cossack bastards! Drunk or sober. Now, tomorrow or ever!”
George Kennedy - Gen. George S. Patton

“You know Roy? Russians don't shoot their children.”
Richard Bradford - Konstantin Karpov

“- Lt. Nikolai Rachenko: Do the americans all swear so much as you do?
- Dewey Ferguson: As a matter of fact, in America, an american can swear whenever, wherever, however much he or she fuckin' well pleases! It's a little something we call freedom of speech, which I'm sure you russians aren't real familiar with!”
Dolph Lundgren - Lt. Nikolai Rachenko
M. Emmet Walsh - Dewey Ferguson

“The Russian only cares he has a bottle of vodka to suck and some form of domestic animal life to fuck. Then he will happily sit in shit his whole life.”
Owen Teale - Dr. Roland Freisler

“- Lou Donnelly: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?
- Ivan Danko: Vodka.”
Peter Boyle - Lou Donnelly
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko

“- General Vladimirov: The infrared guidance system is not the most accurate. It may be necessary for a Soviet aircraft to act as a target. Will you give that order?
- First Secretary: Of course.”

Klaus Löwitsch - General Vladimirov
Stefan Schnabel - First Secretary

“- Ivan Danko: I have car under control.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah, I'm sure they taught you all about cars and the price of insurance at your famous Russian school in Kiev!
- Ivan Danko: In socialist countries, insurance not necessary. State pays for everything.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“- Victor Milson: So, here we are on your actual brink. My agency's going to become a part of the military, I've got a president with his finger poised on the button, and you want me to walk across the park and tell him we want to hitch a ride with those very same Russians. Have I missed anything?
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: That's about it.”
James McEachin - Victor Milson
Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd

“- Lisa: Are you all gangsters?
- Dasha: No, we are Russians!”
Lisa Jeffrey - Lisa
Darya Yugrens - Dasha-Marilyn

“Mr. Gant, you are an American. You are a free man. I am not. There is a difference. If I resent the men in London who are ordering my death, then it is a small thing when compared with my resentment of the KGB.”
Nigel Hawthorne - Pyotr Baranovich

“One day you will come to Moscow and you will see a clean subway.”

Natalie Wood - Tatiana Donskaya