Safety quotes

“Once you are inside, the doors are chained and locked from the outside. They will not be opened again until morning, no matter what. Should a fire occur due to our faulty wiring or, uh, the fireworks factory upstairs you will be incinerated along with the valuables that you have hidden in your anus. Tips are greatly appreciated.”

Joanna Lumley - Hostel Clerk

“What the hell kind of meds they giving you? Alprazolam: that's generic xanax. Hydrocodone: that's generic Vicodin. Probably Canadian. Where's the dihydromorphinone? Is this amateur hour? Get that doctor in here; you just saved a hundred people!”

John Goodman - Harling Mays

“- Hercules: Meg, why did you... You didn't have to...
- Meg: People do crazy things... when they're in love.”

Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg

“If the times comes to put this town on alert, if the times comes, it will be based on scientific evidence, and not based on somebody's opinion.”
Charles Hallahan - Paul Dreyfus

“- Mei: Are we safe?
- Luke Wright: One day at a time, Mei. One day at a time.”
Catherine Chan - Mei
Jason Statham - Luke Wright

“- Anna-Maria Mazarelli: So pretty!
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Alright, enough of this safe and sane garbage, it's time for dumb and dangerous!”

Fabiana Udenio - Anna-Maria Mazarelli
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Laura Klein: Why didn't you call and say you were alive?
- Max Klein: I thought I was dead.”
Isabella Rossellini - Laura Klein
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin?”
Benedict Cumberbatch - Khan

“Johnny, to seek safety, one must go into the heart of danger.”
Taimak - Leroy Green

“- Gene Watson: That's why you should always wear a helmet and knee pads. Because you never know when you're going to fall down and go boom. Right?
- Lynn Watson: Right.”

Johnny Depp - Gene Watson
Courtney Chase - Lynn Watson

“- Jonathan Brown: Why is dad so boring and annoying?
- Henry Brown: For your own good, Jonathan.”
Samuel Joslin - Jonathan Brown
Hugh Bonneville - Henry Brown

“I think the only thing that keeps people truly safe and happy is love. I think that's where men get their courage. That's where countries get their strength. That's where God grants us our miracles. And in the absence of love, Stuart, there is nothing, nothing in this world worth fighting for.”

Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons

“I spent my whole life... I spent my whole life making people pay for shelter and all along I didn't realise... I didn't realise it was supposed to be for free. For free.”
Eric Roberts - Michael Z. Wolfmann

“Put these on. Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. And if anything goes wrong, use your powers.”

Holly Hunter - Elastigirl

“- Mathayus: All right, that was the easy part. Everybody know what to do?
- Balthazar: Cripple the guards.
- Philos: Ignite the powder.
- Arpid: And try not to get killed.”
The Rock - Mathayus
Michael Clarke Duncan - Balthazar
Bernard Hill - Philos
Grant Heslov - Arpid

“In the land of the infected, the immune man is king.”
Malcom McDowell - Kane

“- Andy: We all know Benjamin's three simple rules to safety. One, safety to humans. Two, safety to people's property. And three, make a good movie.
- Casey: Yeah, too bad he can't seem to get rule three right.”

Mo Fischer - Andy
Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman

“Please, don't be scared. Cars are totally safe now. They even have airbags, crumple zones. Maybe not this one, but most!”

Eugene Hutz - Alex

“If we want to save our skins, we've got to fight!”
Ralph David Richardson - Frank Lockwood

I just want you to know, my safe word is "pineapple".
Ezra Miller - Donald

“You know, you might come in useful. While they are eating you it will give me a chance to get away.”

Fred Ward - Earl Bassett

“- Alley Agent: Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?
- Samantha Caine (Charly): No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped.”
Robert Thomas - Alley Agent
Geena Davis - Samantha Caine (Charly)

“- Dark Heart: Help me, Care Bears! You must send this child back from where I sent her!
- True Heart Bear: We... can't.
- Noble Heart Horse: It would take more love than even we have, all put together.
- Dark Heart: You must do something! What good is all your love, your caring, if it cannot save this child?”
Hadley Kay - Dark Heart
Maxine Miller - True Heart Bear
Pam Hyatt - Noble Heart Horse

“- Art Weingartner: Safety is my middle name.
- Ray Peterson: I thought his middle name was Louis.”
Rick Ducommun - Art Weingartner
Tom Hanks - Ray Peterson

“- Dani: You saved my life.
- Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.
- Dani: I love you, jerkface.
- Max: I love you, too.”
Thora Birch - Dani
Omri Katz - Max