Scandal quotes

“- Melissa Robinson: Ace get out of the tank.
- Ace Ventura: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power!”
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson

“Dear reader, if there is a scandal, I shall uncover it.”
Julie Andrews - Lady Whistledown

“Gossip Girl Here, Your One And Only Source Into The Scandalous Lives Of Manhattan's Elite.”
Kristen Bell - Gossip Girl

“Scandal and disease, Max.”

Nora Dunn - Lutetia Fairbanks

“Children! Running around, all hours of the night! When you kids grow up, you'll be living in the Soviet Union of America!”

Harry Shearer - G. Gordon Liddy

“This probably is, now that I think about it, the biggest fuck-up in the history of American law enforcement.”
David Harbour - Gordon Shanklin

“- Gov. Earl K. Long: What's bothering you?
- Blaze Starr: There's a lot of men who'd like to spend an afternoon with me, but apparently you're not one of them. I do not like to be left in the car like soiled merchandise. And I don't think a proper introduction is asking too much.
- Gov. Earl K. Long: A man in public office has to be discreet in...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Newman - Gov. Earl K. Long
Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“- Lola Burns: How do you think I enjoy reading all that scandal that hasn't an ounce of truth in it?
- Space Hanlon: I've told you, sugar, it isn't what you like to read. It's what the public likes to read.”
Jean Harlow - Lola Burns
Lee Tracy - Space Hanlon

“- The Ghost: Look, l'm sorry. l should never have stayed in a client's house. lt always ends up with...
- Ruth Lang: With you fucking the client's wife?”
Ewan McGregor - The Ghost
Olivia Williams - Ruth Lang

“After all, a lot of people are going to think we are a shocking pair.”
Sir Sidney Poitier - John Prentice

“I named him Bill 'cause I got him when Clinton was in office, and as a puppy he was humping everything.”

Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham

“- Nina: We have to make him quit. If we get naked pictures of him and pictures of farm animals, I could photoshop them.
- Maria Kelly: That's an excellent idea!”
Heather Burns - Nina
Kristin Chenoweth - Maria Kelly

“I don't like finding out about people employed by this government via the news, unless they've just died.”

Peter Capaldi - Malcolm Tucker

“You're going to be infamous, boy, take my word for it. And do you know what such a scandal can do? It never goes away. Not for you, not for your parents. And besides, lying to judges and reporters isn't as easy as you think. You'd have to be brilliant. Can you do that? I know I can.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Kurt Dussander

“- Joe Hollis: Well, Kaye. What an unexpected and bloodcurdling surprise.
- Kaye Griffin: You just know how to make a girl get all gooey inside, don't you. What have you heard about the Kramer scandal?
- Joe Hollis: Not a word. Now if you'll excuse me, my salad's getting cold.”
Wilford Brimley - Joe Hollis
Sela Ward - Kaye Griffin

“- Carly Marshall: Brigitte Bardot strips for millions, she's a goddess. I sunbathe topless and I'm a scandal.
- Hank Marshall: You're not Brigitte Bardot, remember?
- Carly Marshall: Wazza matta? I no make you happy?!”

Jessica Lange - Carly Marshall
Tommy Lee Jones - Hank Marshall

“The smartest girl in school caught cheating, it will be scandalous.”
Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle

“President Nixon has announced that he will address the nation on the Water Gate case within the next few days. The speech will be Mr. Nixon's first comments since May on the scandal which has resulted in resignations and nearly paralyzed the White House staff. It has also led to a tense confrontation, and perhaps a constitutional crises, with...” (continue)(continue reading)