Science quotes

“The superstition of yesterday can become the scientific reality of today.”
Edward Van Sloan - Abraham Van Helsing

“If you can't trust the Governments of the world, who can you trust?”
Yahoo Serious - Albert Einstein

“Ideas? Einstein's in the idea business; he makes up numbers so high only dogs can hear them. But what does it cost him? A piece of paper, a couple of pencils.”
Martin Landau - Abe

“Interesting problem in chemistry: sweet wine always turns women sour.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“He's on his last life, fighting to survive, and as science has shown us over and over: in the fight to survive, there are no rules.”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Mary Fiore: What are you doing?
- Steve Edison: I only eat the brown ones.
- Mary Fiore: Because?
- Steve Edison: Well, because I figure they have less artificial coloring because chocolate is already brown.
- Mary Fiore: That's very scientific of you Dr. Steve.”

Jennifer Lopez - Mary Fiore
Matthew McConaughey - Steve Edison

“- Dr. Necessiter: As you know, my research has advanced to a point where I can put her mind into the body of a gorilla.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: I couldn't fuck a gorilla.”

David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“Jack, you are a scientist; do you not think there are things in this Universe that you cannot understand and which are true?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Abraham Van Helsing

“Science is all right, ok? But you can't dance to it.”
Corey Haim - Chris Calder

“Ladies and gentlemen, I can envision a day when the brains of brilliant men can be kept alive in the bodies of dumb people.”
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“Would it not be the achievement of all time to keep the brains of great thinkers, scientists, authors, statesmen, alive? To derive benefit from their wisdom and thinking power, even after their death - to make them literally immortal?”
Erich von Stroheim - Prof. Franz Mueller

“This isn't science. It's more like black magic.”

Colin Clive - Dr. Frankenstein

- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Would you read that back to me? I'm afraid that might make me sound pompous to your readers.
- Olsen: "My brilliant research in brain transplantation is unsurpassed, and will probably make my name live beyond eternity".
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Well, that's all right. Take out the "probably". It makes me sound... (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen

“- Michael Drucker: I suppose you think science is inherently evil.
- Adam Gibson: No. I don't think science is inherently evil. But I think you are.”
Tony Goldwyn - Michael Drucker
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Adam Gibson

“- James Cole: I was supposed to be 1996.
- Louie: Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better. You're lucky you didn't end up in ancient Egypt!”
Bruce Willis - James Cole
Harry O'Toole - Louie

“- Claudia Kishi: We have a tragedy here! I flunked science and I have to go to summer school.
- Jessi Ramsey: Aren't your parents going to kill you?
- Claudia Kishi: Maybe.”
Tricia Joe - Claudia Kishi
Zelda Harris - Jessi Ramsey

“The cells are multiplying at an incredible rate! Mitosis at the speed of light!”
Colin Fox - Edmund Delhurst

“- Marty McFly: Aw, come on, Doc, it's not science! When it happens, it just hits you. It's like lightning!
- Dr. Emmett Brown: Marty, please don't say that!”

Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown

“- Professor Neuman: You see, this is us, and we're travelling around the sun-- that's a one-point-three million mile trip, every year! You might say that each and every one of us is a crewmember here on 'spaceship earth'.
- Kid: When would we say that?
- Professor Neuman: Anytime... dinner... literally anytime.”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman

“Modern medical science does not admit of such a creature! The vampire is a pure myth, superstition.”
Herbert Bunston - Doctor Seward

“Why am I the only one who can see that to solve crimes we must use our brains, assisted by reason, using up-to-date scientific techniques?”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane

“Did you know that the smallest penis ever measured was 1.1 inches?”
Jennifer Beals - Alex Owens

“- O'Dell: What are the chances a bunch of kids from Coalwood actually winning the national science fair?
- Homer: A million to one, O'Dell.
- O'Dell: That good? Well, why didn't you say so?”
Chad Lindberg - O'Dell
Jake Gyllenhaal - Homer Hickam

“I don't put much faith in scientific terms. I leave that to the fakers and the writers of books.”

Claude Rains - Dr. Jaquith

“- Columbus: I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.
- Antonio de Marchena: How can you be so certain?
- Columbus: The calculations of Toscanelli, Marin de Tyr, Esdras...
- Antonio de Marchena: Esdras is a Jew...
- Columbus: So was Christ.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus
Fernando Rey - Marchena