Scientists quotes

“- Chris: What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
- C.D. Bales: Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.”

Rick Rossovich - Chris
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“The animals keep checking in, but they don't check out, do they? You're not a scientist, you're an undertaker!”

Réal Andrews - Mark

“We scientists should get out of the lab more often; we might learn something!”
Daniel J. Travanti - Arnold Mayer

“We scientists are like degreed science-fiction writers. We're all prognosticators of the future. And since our particular purpose of vision belongs to the creed of law enforcement, we open inroads into tomorrow in ways and means of those who would serve and protect justice and order.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson

“- Catherine Boyd: He is a mechanic!
- Albert Einstein: I was a clerk in a patent office. Faraday was a carpenter. Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman.”

Meg Ryan - Catherine Boyd
Walter Matthau - Albert Einstein

“Moral concepts? I'm a scientist. To me there is no good or evil, only true or false. Work with one; discard the other.”

George Zucco - Dr. Alfred Morris

“- Max Reed: Just one thing. I mean, what the hell is a scientist doing in the middle of the night walking down a concrete riverbed in his lab coat? Fishing?
- Col. Castle: Who knows? Some people will do anything to land a fish. Even tell a fish story.
- Max Reed: It ain't fish I smell, it's a rat!”
Mark Hamill - Max Reed
Willard E. Pugh - Col. Castle

“Sins? What sins? I am a scientist - I cannot sin.”
Raul Julia - Dr. Frankenstein

“Your father's a scientist, Flora. He's discovered more about preserving food than any man living and Jack and I were employed to help him. That's a plain, straightforward job.”

William Harrigan - Dr. Arthur Kemp

“- David Freeman: If I stay, those scientists will experiment on me like a guinea pig for the rest of my life.
- Max: If I take you back in time, you could be vaporized. It's very risky, David.”
Joey Cramer - David Freeman
Paul Reubens - Max