Self-esteem quotes

“- Jessica: How come you didn't snitch on me?
- Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are.
- Jessica: Come here [hugs him]
- Jessica: You're such a little weirdo. ”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Matt Weinberg - Booger

“That's right. I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge. I also keep a bottle of dick cream, I fondle my sweaters, and I like to smear mud on my ass.”

“I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And He didn't. I don't blame Him. If I was Him I would have the same opinion of me that He does.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Ed Tom Bell

“Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.”
Paul Shaffer - Hermes; the Messenger God

“- Cosmo Renfro: When I die, I wanna come back just like you.
- Samuel Gerard: You mean happy and handsome?”
Joe Pantoliano - Cosmo Renfro
Tommy Lee Jones - Samuel Gerard

Every girl wants me. I should be in Hawaii drinking a piña colada, looking at some Hawaii chick: “Hello, honey”.
Corey Haim - Dinger

“The old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody. I thought if I said yes to things, and got involved with people, then sooner or later they'd find out I'm not enough. I didn't think I had anything to share. But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I want to share it with you.”
Jim Carrey - Carl

“It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.”
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“Jesus, I open my mouth, the whole world turns smart.”
J.E. Freeman - Eddie Dane

“You know what I like about you? You enjoy being in control. Like me.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“It's just unpleasant to be reminded what a failure I am.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“Women are worried about their height, their weight, their giant feet, the stream of obscenities that could burst through their mouth at any second. If you make a woman feel good about herself, it really doesn't matter what's wrong with you.”
Rob Schneider - Deuce Bigalow

"All you need is love and to believe in yourself”, nice idea. It doesn't exactly work out that way. But I guess it was better to hear a flat-out lie than to know the truth at 13.
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- Russ Duritz: Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make you despise me?
- Amy: No. Why? Do you despise you?”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“- Sue Ann: I'll bet pretty soon some girl's gonna come along, see how nice you are and chase after you 'til you marry her.
- Squirrel: No, ma'am. It don't work like that. See, women don't chase after nice guys.”
Shawn Weatherly - Sue Ann
Ethan Embry - Squirrel

“I enjoy being a girl.”

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne

“Don't think you are a good man. The thought will spoil you.”
Jim Caviezel - Black John

“I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“I'm bigger, stronger, greater. I will win. I will conquer.”

Jürgen Prochnow - Arnold Schwarzenegger

“- Mrs. Silk: You need to be proud of your race.
- Young Coleman Silk: What about just being proud of being me? It's my life.”
Harry Lennix - Mrs. Silk
Wentworth Miller - Young Coleman Silk

“- Peter La Fleur: Hang on a second. You wanna become a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?
- Justin: Yeah. Why?
- Peter La Fleur: Nothing. High school's changed a bit since I was a kid.”
Vince Vaughn - Peter La Fleur
Justin Long - Justin

“- Richard M. Nixon: I'm not Jack Kennedy.
- Pat Nixon: No, you're not. So stop comparing yourself to him. You have no reason to. You have everything you ever wanted. You've earned it. Why can't you just enjoy it?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Richard M. Nixon
Joan Allen - Pat Nixon

“Okay, I've gotta give myself a positive attitude. A good attitude even though I'm utterly insignificant. I'm, I'm insignificant... but with attitude.”

Woody Allen - Z

“I'm beginning to feel that there's something definitely wrong with me.”
Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall

“When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.”
Toni Collette - Rose