Similarity quotes

“- Harry Lime: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
- Marv Merchants: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“- Hank Gordon: What is it, Doc?
- Dr. Marlowe: It's a red blood cell from the autopsy specimen. It's identical to the blood sample I drew from John Strauss and the embryo.
- Hank Gordon: What it means?
- Dr. Marlowe: Trouble.”
John Dunn-Hill - Hank Gordon
Rutger Hauer - Dr. Marlowe

“- Castor Troy: We have something in common. We both know our guns.
- Sean Archer: What we don't have in common, is that I don't care if I live, and you do.”

Nicolas Cage - Castor Troy
John Travolta - Sean Archer

“- Mrs. Claypool: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you dining with another woman.
- Otis B. Driftwood: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Because she reminded me of you.”

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Claypool
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“You and Herman deserve each other. You're both little children.”

Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross

“- Gimli: It's true you don't see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.
- Aragorn: It's the beards...
- Gimli: And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-women, and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is, of course,...” (continue)(continue reading)

John Rhys-Davies - Gimli
Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn

“- Detective Marcus Burnett: [over the radio] Mike! There's a papa rat humping the shit out of this mama rat. No, he's straight pile-driving her!
- Detective Mike Lowrey: Now, how is that information gonna help me do my job?
- Detective Marcus Burnett: They fuck just like us!”
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“- Sonny Koufax: I'm thinkin' about keepin' the kid.
- Phil D'Amato: Sonny, remember that time you went with me to the pet store to get fish food and you saw that cute little puppy and you wanted to get it, but then I reminded you about feeding it and cleaning it and toilet-training it?
- Sonny Koufax: Yeah...
- Phil D'Amato: Well, this is kinda...” (continue)(continue reading)

Adam Sandler - Sonny Koufax
Allen Covert - Phil D'Amato

“- Mike Hammer: Are you two alike in every way?
- 2nd Twin: Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
- Mike Hammer: Really? Where?
- 2nd Twin: I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.”
Armand Assante - Mike Hammer
Lynette Harris - 2nd Twin

“- Karen B. Brennick: You don't sleep, you don't eat... you can't make love, can you?
- Prison Director Poe: But I can love.
- Karen B. Brennick: Are there others like you?
- Prison Director Poe: Not many as advanced, but yes. I was one of Mentel's first babies. It was very special.”
Loryn Locklin - Karen B. Brennick
Kurtwood Smith - Prison Director Poe

“A scavenger hunt is exactly like a treasure hunt, except in a treasure hunt you try to find something you want, and in a scavenger hunt you try to find something that nobody wants.”
Carole Lombard - Irene Bullock

“Components? American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan!”
Peter Stormare - Lev Andropov

“- Gary: Are you the pimp?
- Rajah: Yes.
- Gary: You look like Gandhi!
- Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.”
Gary Grossman - Gary
Sumant - Rajah

“When you first meet people all you notice are the differences between you and them, but as time passes you start noticing the similarities. I guess that's how all friendships begin.”
David Duchovny - Brian Kessler

“- Big Enos: You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight.
- Little Enos: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.”
Pat McCormick - Big Enos
Paul Williams - Little Enos

“Peter and I have nothing in common. You and I, Marty, have a lot in common; parents, dna, bone structure.”

Parker Posey - "Jackie-O" Pascal

“Charlotte, I know you're planning a celibate life, but with half my chromosomes, I think that might be tough.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“- Jack: Tell me about your dad, what was he like?
- Lucy: He was a lot like me, brown hair, flat chest.”
Bill Pullman - Jack
Sandra Bullock - Lucy

“Maybe you're right. As you pointed out, there are certain similarities between the two crimes, but you missed perhaps the most important: both murders were discovered by the same man - you!”

Charles Waldron - District Attorney

“That's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin, I mean heroin's got a great fucking personality.”
Jonny Lee Miller - Sick Boy

“- Lynn Bracken: He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us. He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us. Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?
- Bud White: He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake.
- Lynn Bracken: No. I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me.”

Kim Basinger - Lynn Bracken
Russell Crowe - Bud White

“- Tigger: Relax, Piglet, old pal. There's no difference between plunging 10,000 feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.
- Piglet: Oh? Really?
- Tigger: Why, sure! Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.”
Paul Winchell - Tigger
John Fiedler - Piglet

“In dealing with a girl or horse, one just lets nature take its course.”
Fred Astaire - Jerry Travers

“I can afford him and understand him. He's no good but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person Laura, and neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care. We belong together because we're both weak and can't seem to help it.”

Judith Anderson - Ann Treadwell