Singing quotes

“Wait wait wait: she could sing, you could sing, Jane. It relaxes the throat.”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Bug: You have a very lovely singing voice.
- Huxley: Thank you. I always fancied myself a singer. I was almost in a bus and truck show of West Side Story. They said I wasn't right for Maria. What do they know? I feel pretty.”
Joey Mazzarino - Bug
Mandy Patinkin - Huxley

“- Tanya Rammus: Do you think that someone who can't speak, could sing?
- Dr. Urquhart: I once saw a woman who couldn't walk, but she could dance.”
Rachel Griffiths - Tanya Rammus
Frank Gallacher - Dr Urquhart

“- Pregnant Woman: I'm always telling those kids to stop singing that terrible murderer's song and they do nothing but sing it at the top of their voices all day. As if we hadn't heard enough of that killer.
- Frau Beckmann: Oh, leave them alone. As long as they're singing, at least we know they're still there.”
Ellen Widmann - Frau Beckmann

“I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.”

Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“- Danskin: Shut up! What the hell is the matter with you?
- John Converse: I don't know. But pretty soon I'm either going to be away from you, or dead. And either way, it's fine with me.”

Richard Masur - Danskin
Michael Moriarty - John Converse

“First of all, you need to calm the fuck down and go gargle funky.”
Anthony Johnson - Butcher

“Sopranos, this piece was written by monks who believed in God. They're singing not to other monks, but to God. They're singing to God about God. And you think I'm a tough audience.”
Charlie Hunnam - Embry Larkin

“- Baron: Is there a more beautiful expression of what is good in this country of ours than the innocent voices of our children?
- Herr Zeller: Oh, come now, Baron, would you have us believe that Austria alone holds a monopoly on virtue?
- Captain von Trapp: Herr Zeller, some of us prefer Austrian voices raised in song to ugly German threats.”
Ben Wright - Herr Zeller
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

“Match in the gas tank....Boom boom!”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape

“Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy. I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly. I'm in love and it's a crying shame. And I know you're the one to blame. Hey-Hey, set me free. Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me.”

Mandy Moore - Lana Thomas

“- Cry-Baby: I can sing pretty good.
- Mrs. Vernon-Williams: Well,'not 'good'. Haven't you ever heard of the English language?”
Johnny Depp - Cry-Baby
Polly Bergen - Mrs. Vernon-Williams

“- Tanya Mousekewitz: Poppa, they're throwing vegetables at me again.
- Papa Mousekiwitz: Keep singing and they might throw some fruit for dessert.”
Cathy Cavadini - Tanya Mousekewitz
Nehemiah Persoff - Papa Mousekiwitz

“Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee. Lousy with virginity. Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed. I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.”

Stockard Channing - Rizzo

- Carter: How long this flight?
- Lee: Fifteen hours.
- Carter: Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?
- Lee: [puts on headphones and begins to sing] Huh! War! Uh! Good God "yaw".
- Carter: Oh, hell no! Stewardess! Get me another seat!
Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Nicole Sims: Just listen to my demo. Don't you remember when you first started? Well everybody got to start somewhere. Why not here?
- Bobby Speed: You honest, lady, don't you understand? This is going on live. There are millions of people listening to my golden tones. I ain't gonna blow it! This ain't amateur night!
- Nicole Sims: Listen, Mr....” (continue)(continue reading)
Donna Summer - Nicole Sims
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed

“- Frieda: I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show.
- Hans: Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman.”
Daisy Earles - Frieda
Harry Earles - Hans

“- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Must have been all them women, Mr. Fisher.”
Eddie Fisher - Eddie Fisher
Avon Long - Alphacruiser Steward

“I want you to get swept away out there. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - William Parrish

“Maybe I put too much of myself into my songs.”
Illeana Douglas - Denise Waverly

“The place is a joke, alright? They don't come to watch you sing, they come to watch girls shaking it on a bar!”

Piper Perabo - Kevin O'Donnell

“There is a leopard on your roof and it's my leopard and I have to get it and to get it I have to sing.”
Katharine Hepburn - Susan Vance

“Kermit was right! You're a phony. You're a phony! Yes, you are! And you know what, you can't even sing! Your voice was dubbed!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy

“Move your head inside this window, before I roll it up in there.”

Will Smith - Jay

“You can't get over that feeling, can you? That feeling you get when... when you two dance together. When you play. When you sing. They cursed you, humilliated you, even slammed the door on your face, but they haven't made you forget. Have they?”
Scott Bakula - Danny