Sisters quotes

“Let me handle this. Walter, listen, you're making a big deal out of nothing. You're not unique, you know. Everyone in class had sex with your sister.”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“- Eli Cash: I'm worried about you, Richie.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Why?
- Eli Cash: Well, actually, Margot is, for some reason. But I did find it odd when you said you were in love with her. She's married you know. And she's your sister.
- Richie Tenenbaum: Adopted.”
Owen Wilson - Eli Cash
Luke Wilson - Richie Tenenbaum

“- Commander Kate Bowman: Could you pass me the towel, please?
- Gallagher: Sure. Sorry.
- Commander Kate Bowman: Just pretend I'm your sister.
- Gallagher: I have two sisters. They don't look like you.”

Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman
Val Kilmer - Gallagher

“You know, I'd like to do it at your house sometime. I must admit, the idea of doing it in my sister's bed gives me a perverse thrill.”

Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop

“- Killer Joe Cooper: We never discussed the possibility of a retainer.
- Chris Smith: What do you mean? Hey, man, you talking about my sister?
- Killer Joe Cooper: Is that who she is?”
Matthew McConaughey - Killer Joe Cooper
Emile Hirsch - Chris Smith

“- Binx: Hey, get your hand off that!
- Hubie: What, your sister? Or your fagmobile?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Barry Tubb - Hubie

“- Ted: You never told me you had a twin sister.
- Jack Sadelstein: No, no, I mean, she's...
- Ted: Identical or fraternal?
- Todd: Nocturnal, like a bat.”
Tim Meadows - Ted
Adam Sandler - Jack Sadelstein

“- Ann Bishop Mullany: Well, what did he ask exactly?
- Cynthia Patrice Bishop: Well, I don't want to tell you exactly.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: You let a total stranger record your sexual life on videotape, but you won't tell your own sister?
- Cynthia Patrice Bishop: Apparently.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany
Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop

“I don't care what they say. I won't have anybody call you trash.”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Anney Boatwright

“- Petras Kolnas: What did I ever do to you?
- Hannibal Lecter: Aside from eating my sister? Nothing.”
Kevin McKidd - Petras Kolnas

“My sister, who swiped every guy I ever had my eye on, has now swiped the last guy in the whole freaked out world!”
Kelli Maroney - Samantha Belmont

“- Sara Crewe: I'm here with you. I've always thought of us as sisters.
- Becky: You have?
- Sara Crewe: Let's make a promise right now: to always look out for each other.
- Becky: It's a promise.”
Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe
Vanessa Chester - Becky

“- Mailbox: That's from my sister!
- Fender: I recognize the handwriting.”

Al Roker - Mailbox
Robin Williams - Fender

“- Miguel: You fight like my sister!
- Tulio: I've fought your sister. That's a compliment.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel
Kevin Kline - Tulio

“- Michael Boxer: I just want to know what you did to my little sister.
- Jim Street: She's 28, Boxer, okay? And trust me, she's not so little.”
Brian Van Holt - Michael Boxer
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

“- Charlie Tucci: Are you fucking my sister?
- Paulie Carbone: What kind of question is that?
- Charlie Tucci: It's a good question.”
David Dundara - Charlie Tucci
John Turturro - Paulie Carbone

“My sister Gwen should have been a nurse, she's always making some guy feel better!”
Evan Rachel Wood - Harriet Frankovitz

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Bessie: I wish we could get along.
- Lee: We do get along.
- Bessie: No I know, but I mean really get along and be polite with one another.
- Lee: We're sisters.”
Diane Keaton - Bessie
Meryl Streep - Lee

“- Lilo: We're a broken family, aren't we?
- Nani: No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
- Lilo: We're sisters. It's our job.”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Tia Carrere - Nani

“Is it not a brother's job to find fault with his sister?”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“My sister and I loved each other, despite everything. Can you do the same?”
Ji-tae Yu - Woo-jin Lee

“- Streak: You got any naked pictures of your sister?
- Gilbert Noble: Of course not.
- Streak: Wanna buy some?”
Brent Hinkley - Streak
Chris Klein - Gilbert Noble

“I'm sick of my sister's attraction to razor blades - and I'm sick of shrinks who can't do a fucking thing to help her.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters.
- Roger Murtaugh: You lucky sonofabitch.
- Martin Riggs: Good for you, Uncle Benny.
- Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan: Not so good when my wife finds out.”

Kim Chan - Benny 'Uncle Benny' Chan
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs