Spain quotes

People say: "Don't you miss it, Gal?". I say: "What, England? Nah. Fucking place. It's a dump. Don't make me laugh. Grey, grimy, sooty. What a shit hole. What a toilet. Every cunt with a long face shuffling about, moaning, all worried. No thanks, not for me". They say: "What's it like, then, Spain?". And I'll say: "It's hot. Hot. Oh, it's... (continue)(continue reading)
Ray Winstone - Gal

“Am I in Spain? No I'm not in Spain, dear, I'm in agony, that's where I am!”
Carol Burnett - Dotty Otley

- Ricky Bobby: From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo.
- Cal Naughton Jr.: What does “Diablo” mean?
- Ricky Bobby: It's like... Spanish for like a fighting chicken.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.

“Someday I'll come back to you with a whole trunkful of clippings, and when you marry me, you'll marry the first torero of Spain, not the second or third, but the first, the greatest!”

Tyrone Power - Juan

“Look, let's just pretend that we're in Barcelona, and you're in art school, and I'm renting sailboats to tourists, and no one's a super hero and no one's a villain, we're just us.”
Jordana Brewster - Lucy Diamond

“You Spanish have a gift for hospitality when your guests are in chains.”
Errol Flynn - Geoffrey Thorpe

“All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.”
Elizabeth Peña - Pilar

“Any unwarranted attack upon the person or property of Spanish subjects will cost the guilty party his head!”

Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth

“Sometimes I think you should've been born during the Spanish Inquisition.”

Charlize Theron - Helga Svelgen

“The riches of the New World are limitless, and the New World is ours - with our ships carrying the Spanish flag on seven seas, our armies sweeping over Africa, the Near East, and the Far West; invincible everywhere... but on our own doorstep. Only northern Europe holds out against us.”
Montagu Love - King Phillip II

“Ladies, may I present the reason we have opened to your our home: our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla! Of course, his friends call him Pepito.”

Arturo Venegas - Mr. Spanish Ambassador

“Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold.”
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton

“- Kane: Are we going to declare war on Spain, or are we not?
- Jedediah Leland: The Inquirer already has.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Joseph Cotten - Jedediah Leland

“- Cheech: Want me to teach you some Spanish, man?
- Chong: Okay.
- Cheech: When you see a friend, you say, hey, how's it going, pendejo?”
Cheech Marin - Cheech
Tommy Chong - Chong

“- Queen Elizabeth: You conceive it to be part of your mission to assault and loot the ship of an ambassador to the court? Captain Thorpe, do you imagine that we are at war with Spain?
- Geoffrey Thorpe: Your Grace, Spain is at war with the world.”

Flora Robson - Queen Elizabeth
Errol Flynn - Geoffrey Thorpe