Strategy quotes

“It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.”
Sterling Hayden - Brig. Gen. Jack D. Ripper

“- Sugar Ray: I want somebody on him. Vera, do you have a girl?
- Vera: I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine.”
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray
Della Reese - Vera

“I'm not a devious man by nature... but when you're unarmed, your tactics might gonna be downright Archimedean.”

Tim Blake Nelson - Buster Scruggs

“I was the best of the best, able to shut down, control, manipulate; all basic human instincts towards one goal: The completion of my mission. But the effects of committing extreme violence on other human beings are biological and physiological. That's the price of being a warrior.”
Charlie Hunnam - William 'Ironhead' Miller

“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”
Jeanne Moreau - Amande

“- Cole: You ever heard the story of the mouse, the lion, and the thorn?
- Mills: Yeah?
- Cole: There you go, then. In case we ever see that primate again.
- Mills: You do know that story is about a mouse becoming friends with the lion after taking the thorn out of his paw though, right?
- Cole: No it's not. The mouse kills the lion with the thorn.”
Shea Whigham - Cole
Jason Mitchell - Mills

“- Batman: Lesson number three. When going stealth, you gotta hide every part of you, physically and emotionally. Got it?
- Robin: Yeah!”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

“- Jack: Annie, listen to me. Over there we have a chance.
- Annie: Over there, we don't know what's over there. They could be the same kind of people over there.
- Jack: All I know is we gotta keep putting 10 steps between us and them.”
Owen Wilson - Jack Dwyer
Lake Bell - Annie Dwyer

“Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy.”
John Witherspoon - Mr. Jackson

“Want a balloon?”
Tim Curry - Pennywise

“Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.”
Freddie Prinze Jr. - Ray Bronson

“- Mike: I think I have a plan here: using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.
- Sulley: Spoons?
- Mike: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.”
Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“- Roy McAvoy: There's only one other acceptable theory about how to hit the ball.
- Dr. Molly Griswold: Oh, boy, well, I'm afraid to ask. What is it?
- Roy McAvoy: Grip it and rip it.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy
Rene Russo - Dr. Molly Griswold

“They called Hitler crazy. But Hitler was not crazy. He was stupid. You don't fight Russia and America. You get Russia and America to fight each other... and destroy each other.”
Alan Bates - Dressler

“- Bruce Wayne: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?
- Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
- Bruce Wayne: How?
- Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.”
Christian Bale - Bruce Wayne
Sir Michael Caine - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Miles Logan: All right check this out: This is a Brigga 3300, toughest safe in the world. What's the first thing you do?
- Eddie: Drill the lock.
- Miles Logan: No! You got to check to see if it's open.
- Miles Logan: It's open!
- Eddie: Really?
- Miles Logan: Nah I'm messin' wit- I'm messing with you! They would never do that! Now Eddie, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Martin Lawrence - Miles Logan
John Hawkes - Eddie

“- Dr. Emmett Brown: Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future.
- Marty McFly: Right.
- Dr. Emmett Brown: Once Old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Lloyd - Dr. Emmett Brown
Michael J. Fox - Marty McFly

“I'll enter the same calculations using what we like to call: The Right Way.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“- Lil' Pete: Hey, friend. Need any help getting her out?
- Ramon: She's not really stuck, amigo. She's just a diversion.
- Lil' Pete: She's a virgin? I'm a virgin, too... unless you count cantaloupes.
- Ramon: I believe that, but she's a diversion to keep the banker busy so that my brother has time to rob the bank.
- Lil' Pete: You're robbing...” (continue)(continue reading)
Taylor Lautner - Lil Pete
Rob Schneider - Ramon

“If you cut a king, you better cut him to the quick.”
Laurence Fishburne - Bowery King

“We'll be eating nothing but Vietnamese food from now on. We don't want to be tramping through the jungles, smelling like Americans.”
Gene Hackman - Col. Jason Rhodes

“- Lancelot: Do you know how to win a sword fight?
- John: How?
- Lancelot: Be the only one with a sword!”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Lancelot

“- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: King me.
- Andy Dufresne: Chess. Now there's a game of kings.
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: What?
- Andy Dufresne: Civilized. Strategic...
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: ...and a total fuckin' mystery. I hate it.”

Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne

“Shit, we ain't robbing stagecoaches, man! We need something to set it off with.”
Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims

“My mom taught me how to play. She told me mahjong would teach me important life skills: Negotiation. Strategy. Cooperation.”
Constance Wu - Rachel Chu