Stress quotes

“I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve.”
Julia Roberts - Grace King Bichon

“You oughta kill a man sometime, David. It's... it's liberating.”
Gregory Sierra - Barbosa

“- Violet Sanford: Look, are you really the owner? 'Cause I've had a rough couple of days and so the last thing I need is some waitress on a power trip wastin' my time.
- Lil: You start Friday night.”
Piper Perabo - Violet Sanford
Maria Bello - Lil

“The icepick method. Insert a thin metal pipette into the orbital frontal cortex. Enter the soft tissue of the frontal lobe. A few simple, smooth, up-and-down jerks sever the lateral hypothalamus... all resulting in a rapid reduction of stress for our little patient here. Total time elapsed? Two minutes. Only side-effect? Black eye. Recommended...” (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Gevedon - Mike

“Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.”
Woody Allen - Andrew

- Starcat: You don't know what it's like having everybody think you're the golden boy - perfectly smart, perfectly athletic. You can't imagine the pressure.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: And I thought all those people starving in India had it bad.
Nicholas Brendon - Starcat
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“- Dr. Reston: Do you have a lot of stress at work?
- Frankie Paige: I cut hair.”
Ann Cusack - Dr. Reston
Patricia Arquette - Frankie Paige

“- Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath looks like you really got your hands full.
- Cousin Catherine: Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine

“[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue]
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing?
- Clark Griswold: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking a right he owes us!
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're scaring me!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Misty: He killed people, mom.
- Beverly R. Sutphin: We all have our bad days.”
Ricki Lake - Misty
Kathleen Turner - Beverly R. Sutphin

“I need a valium the size of a hockey puck.”
Woody Allen - Danny Rose

“- Harriet M. Welsch: Do spies have high pressure jobs?
- Ole Golly: Only if they get caught.
- Harriet M. Welsch: I never get caught.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“Ariel, you're under a lot of pressure down here. Come with me, I'll take you home and get you something warm to drink.”
Samuel E. Wright - Sebastian

“- Ole Golly: Your father has a high pressure job.
- Harriet M. Welsch: What's a high pressure job?
- Ole Golly: It's when you don't get to do what you want to, and when you do, you don't have enough time for it.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch

“I've done nothing to deserve this anguish.”

Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Jay Trotter

“A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud

“- Sarah: You're not all right; you're collapsing from stress. Now let me hel...
- Miguel: Collapsing from stress? We're all collapsing. This whole fucking unit is collapsing. Everybody except you. I know you're strong, all right, so what? Stronger than me, stronger than everyone, so what? So fucking what?”
Lori Cardille - Sarah
Anthony Dileo Jr. - Miguel

“You hear about some kid who did something stupid, something desperate; what possessed him? How could he do such a terrible thing? Well, it's really quite simple, actually.Consider the life of a teenager. You have parents, teachers telling you what to do, you have movies, magazines and TV telling you what to do, but you know what you have to do....” (continue)(continue reading)
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“This is your basic yoga, I learned it in prison. It's good for stressful situations like this bank robbery, or if you're ever in prison and you're surrounded by ten men, helps relax you.”
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo

“- Olga: This isn't torture anymore, Jakoda. You can't leave him in a cell with a rotting corpse. It's inhuman.
- Jakoda: Ransom is strong. He can take physical pain. It's the mental stress we are after.”
Louise Kamsteeg - Olga
Alex Vitale - Jakoda

“You know, you really should watch your blood pressure. My nephew Izzy just keeled over mid-mango. Stress, it's a killer, sir. And he was a fruit bat. No meat. No blood even.”

Hank Azaria - Bartok

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”

Jack Nicholson - Jack Torrance