Supernatural quotes

“You must make me a promise. The secret that we share must never become public. You may continue your career for ten years. Ten years of perfect, unchanged beauty. But at the end of that time, before people start to become suspicious, you have to disappear from public view forever.”

Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman

“- Dr. Margo Green: And what does this God specialize in?
- Dr. Albert Frock: South American tribe, the Zenzera, long thought to be extinct. They made a deal with Satan to vanquish their enemies. So Kothoga was born, son of Satan. You have that look again, Margo.
- Dr. Margo Green: Why do we keep financing John Whitney's expeditions? As if...” (continue)(continue reading)

Penelope Ann Miller - Dr. Margo Green
James Whitmore - Dr. Albert Frock

“Monsters! Space people! Mad doctors! They didn't teach me about such things in the police academy! And yet that's all I've been assigned to since I became on active duty! Why do I always get picked for these screwy details all the time? I resign.”
Paul Marco - Kelton

“- Freddy: That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world.
- Frank: They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.”

Thom Mathews - Freddy
James Karen - Frank

“Creepy! Our landlord talks to spirits.”
Glenn Close - Jan

“For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you're a wise man, Van Helsing.”
Béla Lugosi - Dracula

“- Jimmy: No, I'm not gay, I'm cursed!
- Bo: I know it must feel like that sometimes...
- Jimmy: No, I'm cursed by the Mark of the Beast!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Jimmy
Milo Ventimiglia - Bo

“For fifteen years, everybody told me I was making it up. Everyone said it was just a story. There's no such thing as the Boogeyman. But I was right.”

Barry Watson - Tim

“Have you ever heard of invoking the spirit? It's when you call him... Manon. It's like... it's like you take him into you. It's like he fills you. He takes everything that's gone wrong in your life and makes it all better again.”
Fairuza Balk - Nancy Downs

“- Karen Smith: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
- Cady Heron: What do you mean?
- Karen Smith: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
- Cady Heron: Really? That's amazing.
- Karen Smith: Well... they can tell when it's raining.”
Amanda Seyfried - Karen Smith
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

Next week on "World of the Psychic". Hairless cats... weird.

Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“I have a question. Why is it, in these pictures - pictures of aliens, UFOs, the Yeti, Hellboy - why is it they're always out of focus?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

“- Master Doe: Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?
- Master Tang: [nods head up and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chi Ma - Master Doe
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“- Boris Balkan: Now you can watch! I'm entering uncharted territory. Taking the road that leads to equality, with God. You can't come with me... I must travel alone but you may look on, and marvel.
- Dean Corso: That's very kind of you.
- Boris Balkan: Indeed it is. There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for just a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Frank Langella - Boris Balkan
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“It was in a wheat field just south of Coffeyville, Kansas. It was late November. It's a month of mist. And we were caught in the open. The sun was setting behind us. There was nowhere to run. Twice it came in on us, and twice it missed the heart of us. And that's when I had an epiphany.”

Matthew McConaughey - Denton Van Zan

“- Ichabod Crane: We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.
- Baltus Van Tassel: You are a long way from New York, constable.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Sir Michael Gambon - Baltus Van Tassel

- Gen. Leland Copperfield: The first thing we'd like to know is what we're dealing with: biological, chemical, or other.
- Sheriff Bryce Hammond: ...Well, I'm leaning towards "other".
Clifton Powell - Gen. Leland Copperfield
Ben Affleck - Sheriff Bryce Hammond

“Sweetheart, taking Annie into a genuinely haunted house? I mean that's like using your cigarette lighter to see how full your gas tank is!”

Robert Blanche - Mr. George Wheaton

“I will consult the bones! [disperses the bones on the ground, pausing for a moment] The bones tell me... nothing.”
Billy Barty - High Aldwin

“Silver bullets or fire, that's the only way to get rid of the damn things. They're worse than cockroaches.”

Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“- TS Quint: What's he doing?
- Jay: Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.”

Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Mewes - Jay

“- Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
- Winston Zeddmore: Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.”
Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz
Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddmore

“It's like, hypnotism, right? Suggestion? And when this stuff works, its because someone believes it works? And if you thought, you know, that magic made you sick... you might believe in a magic cure?”
Kate Hudson - Caroline Ellis

“Houses... are alive. This is something we know. News from our nerve endings. If we're quiet, if we listen, we can hear houses breath. Sometimes, in the depth of the night, you can even hear them groan. It's as if they were having bad dreams. A good house cradles and comforts, a basd one fills us with instinctive unease. Bad houses hate our...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Campbell - Ellen Rimbauer

“- Darry: Is he dead?
- Trish: They never are.”

Justin Long - Darry
Gina Philips - Trish