Talent quotes

“- Victor Melling: By the way, what are you planning to do for your talent... sing, dance, chew with your mouth closed?
- Gracie Hart: I will do whatever you want me to do, Yoda.”
Sir Michael Caine - Victor Melling
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Danny: I thought Hollywood was always looking for new talent.
- Woolie Mammoth: Ah, talented people, not animals. You see, the spotlight will never be on fellows like you and me, and it's foolish to think otherwise, Danny.”
Scott Bakula - Danny
John Rhys-Davies - Woolie Mammoth

“One thing about that little cocker, he could remember everybody's name. If he just met 'em. If he met 'em five years ago. He always remembered their name! I admire that. It's a real gift. Really.”

Sidney Miller - Nightclub Owner

“That's Elizabeth Carlson. I discovered her. That's right. I've found her, she was on the streets. Without me, she didn't even exist.”

James Russo - Nick

“- Charlie Chaplin: I'm auditioning for actresses who aren't actresses.
- Edna Purviance: Well, if you're on the lookout for untalented actresses who aren't actresses, then you couldn't do better than me. Worse than me.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Penelope Ann Miller - Edna Purviance

“One never knows where one's gonna find talent.”
Jack Holt - Jack Burley

“Little Darlings come in, hearts pitter pattering for the handsome, all knowing bartender. And in their wake, a parade of slobbering geeks with one hand on their crotch and the other on their wallets. Buttons were popping, skirts were rising. When you can see the color of their panties then you know you've got talent. And boy oh boy have you got...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bryan Brown - Doug Coughlin

“The voice you hear is not my speaking voice - but my mind's voice. I have not spoken since I was six-years-old. No one knows why - not even me. My father says it is a dark talent, and the day I take it into my head to stop breathing will be my last.”

Holly Hunter - Ada

“- Diana Barrie: Oh, God, how I envy you. You're the one with all the talent. I'm the one who has to make a horse's ass of myself.
- Sidney Cochran: Talent? What talent do I have?
- Diana Barrie: You have nothing but talent. You cook better than I do. You write better than I do. God knows you dress better than I do.
- Sidney Cochran: Better than...” (continue)(continue reading)
Maggie Smith - Diana Barrie
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran