Talking quotes

“Boy, you mix drinks as bad as you mix metaphors, you'd be out of a job.”

Chris Cooper - Sam

“People say they don't like to talk about war because it brings up the bad memories and nightmares and everything. I don't believe that. I believe they don't talk about it because nobody wants to hear it.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Skip Caldwell

“- Clementine Kruczynski: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?
- Joel Barish: I'm not a stalker. You're the one that talked to me, remember?
- Clementine Kruczynski: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.”
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“The night of the prom. Seventy-three people died. A few of us survived, but we never talked about that night.”
Amy Irving - Sue Snell

“- Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?
- Jar Jar Binks: I spake!
- Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.”
Liam Neeson - Qui-Gon Jinn
Ahmed Best - Jar Jar Binks

“- Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business.
- Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about.
- Nick Frescia: Let's eat.”
Kurt Russell - Frescia
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann

“You're the kind of people Hitler counted on when he started this war. Talk! Talk! Talk! And never think!”

Ginger Rogers - Jo Jones

“How can I stop talking about something that's so huge?”

Jennifer Beals - Angela (segments "The Wrong Man", "The Man from Hollywood")

“- Jesse Stone: [on the phone] Well I'm just a small towncop. Mostly I give out parking tickets.
- Jenn (voice): I don't want to talk about your work.”
Tom Selleck - Jesse Stone
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Jenn (voice)

- Bill Coles: Can I speak frankly?
- Lawrence Garfield: No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say "Can we speak frankly?". It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.
Dean Jones - Bill Coles
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“Whenever you can, throw the word sexy - into a conversation. Its a kind of a signal. Like, um, there's something really sexy about strobe lights. Or, eh, this fabric is so sexy.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Ponytail: In a second, I'm gonna shoot you straight to Hell!
- Rod Armstrong: If you're gonna shoot shoot, don't talk!”

Joe Lara - Ponytail
Frank Zagarino - Rod Armstrong

“- Dr. Reingold: He mimics.
- Misha Vilyenkov: Mimics? What is mimics?
- Dr. Reingold: He repeats what he hears. It is not talk.
- Misha Vilyenkov: No, you don't understand. He's intelligent, Doctor.”

Bruce Davison - Dr. Reingold
Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“- Joshamee Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out, so he trained the parrot to talk for him. No one's yet figured how.
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's... parrot. Same question.
- Parrot Voice: [squawk] Wind in the sails. Wind in the sails.
- Joshamee Gibbs: Mostly, we figure, that means 'yes'.”
Kevin McNally - Joshamee Gibbs
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Christopher S. Capp - Parrot Voice

“Needless to say, we felt qualified to handle having children. And we planned to have children. We sat in the backseat of a car... and discussed it! Children! Having children and bringing them up.”

Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

- Linus Caldwell: Have you guys been talking to my dad?
- Danny Ocean: Why would we do that?
- Linus Caldwell: That's not a "no".
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell
George Clooney - Danny Ocean

“- Hattie: Just admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
- Ella: I'm stupid and I don't know what I'm talking about.”
Lucy Punch - Hattie
Anne Hathaway - Ella

“- Charles 'Chuck' Lane: Can we have a talk here? Just editor to editor?
- Kambiz Foroohar: Sure, go ahead.
- Charles 'Chuck' Lane: Completely off the record and almost human being to human being.”

Peter Sarsgaard - Charles 'Chuck' Lane
Cas Anvar - Kambiz Foroohar

“- J.D.: I'm a mime! I'm a mime! Ha ha ha!
- Wayne: Dude, mimes don't talk.
- J.D.: They do when they're off duty.”

Jack Black - J.D.
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- Derek Zoolander: Or are you here to tell me what a bad eugoogoolizer I am?
- Matilda: A what?
- Derek Zoolander: A eugoogoolizer... one who speaks at funerals.
[Matilda looks at Derek confused]
- Derek Zoolander: Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Christine Taylor - Matilda Jeffries

“- Omar: Did you fart?
- Tony: Nah.
- Omar: Man, you cut the cheese!
- Tony: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
- Omar: Well, whoever denied it supplied it.”
Joel Robinson - Omar
Michael Maccarone - Tony

“I don't know I could ever really begin to talk to her. I mean what can I talk about? I have nothing to talk about, I'm boring. And that I know, I've been told before so don't tell me it's not true 'cause it's a fact. I bore the people. People look at me and they get bored, people listen to me and they zone out... bored.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Allen

“I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.”

Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King