Talking quotes

“- Mallory: May I talk to you personally, sir?
- Petrovitch: You are talking to me personally.
- Mallory: No I mean alone.
- Petrovitch: No. The people's army does not conduct military business in secret.”
Robert Shaw - Mallory
Alan Badel - Petrovitch

“- Timmy Fimple: When am I going to get the Major Chip Hazard figure?
- Christy Fimple: Never, if you don't shut up.”
Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple
Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple

“You know how people are. You tell them something, they start talking.”
Linda Manz - Linda

“On the subway today, a man came up to me to start a conversation. He made small talk, a lonely man talking about the weather and other things. I tried to be pleasant and accommodating, but my head hurt from his banality. I almost didn't notice it had happened, but I suddenly threw up all over him. He was not pleased, and I couldn't stop laughing.”

Brad Pitt - Mills

“What does it matter if I refer to her as a dyke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of faggots in the privacy of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?”
Jason Lee - Banky Edwards

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend. I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy". She said, "Why did you say that twice?". I said, "I didn't". See, 'cause of the echo.

Shane Black - Hawkins

“- Jewel Stern: You're saying there's absolutely no way you can get your boy to talk to me? Is that what you're saying? He's gotta talk to me.
- Manny: I'm saying he'd rather nail his penis to a burning building, is what I'm saying, okay?”

Ellen Barkin - Jewel Stern
John Leguizamo - Manny

- Harry Crumb: I am Djour Djilios.
- Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
- Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

John Candy - Harry Crumb
Brenda Crichlow - Suki's Salon Receptionist

“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - do not get to yell. Why? No guns! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

Don't say "freaking", Russ. If you have to use the "F" word, go for the gold.
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper

“Let us chat together a moment, my friend! There are still several hours until dawn, and I have the whole day to sleep.”
Max Schreck - Graf Orlok

“- Pharmacist: Don't you tell me how to run my business, you're a fucking bum!
- Homeless Man: Well, you don't tell me how to run my life! You're a fucking prick! I'll talk to whoever I want to! You don't own this fucking sidewalk!
- Pharmacist: You wanna know something? I do own this fuckin' sidewalk. You wanna know why? 'Cause I pay fuckin' taxes!”
Reggie Bannister - Pharmacist
George "Buck" Flower - Homeless Man

“Mr. Singer. What an appropriate name for a man who can't keep his mouth shut.”
John Capodice - Army Officer

“You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“- Town Councilman: Let's get down to business. The trouble with our party is everybody talks too long all the time.
- Doc Bissell: That's the trouble with all parties.”
Franklyn Farnum - Town Councilman
Harry Hayden - Doc Bissell

“- Dr. Rae Crane: Closing your eyes won't make it disapear.
- Dr. Robert Campbell: Neither will talk.”

Lorraine Bracco - Dr. Rae Crane
Sir Sean Connery - Dr. Robert Campbell

“- Arthur Kirkland: Why do we have to use microphones? Why can't we just talk to each other? We're close enough.
- Assistant D.A. Keene: This is a hearing, Mr. Kirkland.”
Al Pacino - Arthur Kirkland
Charles Siebert - Assistant D.A. Keene

“- Richie: You guys got a lot of laws, right? Well, let me tell you something. I only got one law. A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid!
- Lincoln: That's a good rule, kid. It'll serve you well in prison one day.
- Richie: Damn straight!”
Matt Dillon - Richie
Mike Osborne - Lincoln

“Does your mouth have an off switch?”
Dolph Lundgren - Wellman Anthony Santee

- Jonathan Mardukas: I asked you if you were hurt and you said "yeah, I'm hurt".
- Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say it. Startin' to put words in my mouth.
- Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words.
- Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Tony Manero: Did you hear the way she talked? All intelligent like.
- Jackie: Tony, an accent doesn't make you intelligent. If it did, you'd be Einstein.”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Cynthia Rhodes - Jackie

“- Chance: I welcome danger with open paws.
- Sassy: And a constantly open mouth.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance
Sally Field - Sassy

“- Maria: I can't seem to stop singing wherever I am. And what's worse, I can't seem to stop saying things, anything and everything I think and feel.
- Mother Abbess: Some people would call that honesty.
- Maria: Oh, but it's terrible, Reverend Mother.”
Julie Andrews - Maria
Peggy Wood - Mother Abbess