Taste quotes

“That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.”
Lou Costello

“I am definitely going to die up here ... if I have to listen to any more god-awful disco music.”
Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“Intellectuals have no taste.”
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”

Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3

“- Jack Colt: I just gotta ask... what does human flesh taste like?
- Harold Leacher: Chicken.”
Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
F. Murray Abraham - Harold Leacher

“What's your type of girl? You know what, don't even answer that. Let's say its black chicks. Okay, that's your thing. For the sake of argument, that's your thing, okay? Why is that your thing? Because you did a detailed analysis of all racial types and you cross-referenced that analysis with a points-based system? No! You're just attracted to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Oscar Isaac - Nathan

- Marcello: It has too much garlic...
- Roseanna "Rosa": There is no such things as too much garlic!
Jean Reno - Marcello

“- Todd Maher: How does that Cinnabon taste?
- Walter Mitty: Great.
- Todd Maher: That's frosted heroin, what you're eating, my friend.”
Patton Oswalt - Todd Maher
Ben Stiller - Walter Mitty

“- Caleb: Nobody programmed me to be straight.
- Nathan: You decided to be straight? Please! Of course you were programmed, by nature or nurture or both and to be honest.”
Domhnall Gleeson - Caleb
Oscar Isaac - Nathan

“- Jimmy Tree: Tell me about Stravinsky.
- Fred Ballinger: Well, he once said intellectuals had no taste. And from that moment on, I did everything I could not to become an intellectual. And I succeeded.”
Paul Dano - Jimmy Tree
Sir Michael Caine - Fred Ballinger

“- Record Shop Girl: Are you looking for anything in particular?
- Ethan Hunt: Something rare.
- Record Shop Girl: Let me guess... Classical?
- Ethan Hunt: Jazz.
- Record Shop Girl: Sax?
- Ethan Hunt: Coltrane.
- Record Shop Girl: Piano?
- Ethan Hunt: Monk.
- Record Shop Girl: Shadow Wilson on bass.
- Ethan Hunt: Shadow Wilson played drums.”
Hermione Corfield - Record Shop Girl
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt

“- April O'Neil: So, what do you guys like on your pizza?
- Michaelangelo: Oh, just the regular stuff: flies, stink bugs... It was a joke.”
Judith Hoag - April O'Neil
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo

“Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. ”
Mel Brooks

“- Dante Slate, Jr.: Come on, Evander! So the man went batshit and bit your ear off, it's not like he enjoyed it!
- Mike Tyson: It tasted like ass!”
Kevin Hart - Dante Slate, Jr.
Mike Tyson - Himself

“- Terry, USGS Crew: I have great taste in women! When have I ever steered you wrong?
- Harry Dalton: What about Astrid?
- Terry, USGS Crew: What about Astrid? I thought the two of you would have a lot in common. She said she was into rocks.
- Harry Dalton: Crystals, Terry. Crystals. Not rocks. Crystals.”
Kirk Trutner - Terry Furlong
Pierce Brosnan - Harry Dalton

“Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?”
Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“Excuse me, I am tired of living a lie. I need it to be known that I like a big girl. In fact, a large, zaftig, voluptuous, full-figured, big-boned, massive-assive honey, that is what gets me going. I like fat women and they like me... big girls need love too, baby!”
Marc Blucas - Miles Dalrymple

“People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit.”
Michael Keaton - Riggan

“- Fozzie Bear: Hello, I'd like an ice cream.
- Ice Cream Vendor: What do you want? Chocolate, vanilla, coffee, peach, fudge, rum, banana?
- Fozzie Bear: Honey.
- Ice Cream Vendor: Honey? I beg your pardon, I hardly know you.
- Fozzie Bear: Seriously, I'd like a honey ice cream cone for me, and a dragonfly ripple for my friend the frog.”
Frank Oz - Fozzie Bear
Bob Hope - Ice Cream Vendor

“- Other Elf: [coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
- Lead Spark: [evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.
- Other Elf: Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!”
Mike Nawrocki - Other Elf
Joe Spadaford - Lead Spark

“Tell Commander Lewis, disco sucks.”

Matt Damon - Mark Watnay

“- Dr. Watson: You squashed my pea.
- Sherlock Holmes: Now you've got it cornered.
- Dr. Watson: Yes, but squashing a fellow's pea.
- Sherlock Holmes: Just trying to help.
- Dr. Watson: I didn't want it squashed, I don't like it that way - I like it whole so that you can feel it pop when you bite down on it.”

James Mason - Dr. Watson
Christopher Plummer - Sherlock Holmes

“- Rose: Pink Bubblegum please.
- Karen: Pink Bubblegum?
- Rose: Yeah. It's the flavor of the month.”
Kimmy Robertson - Rose
Diane Franklin - Karen

“Actually, the man had no ear at all. But what did it matter. He adored my music.”

F. Murray Abraham - Antonio Salieri

“If a pretzel is a quality pretzel, it doesn't need salt. It's just a fact.”
Christopher Walken - J-Man