Tattoos quotes

“There's a place in my heart for the one I love best, and I still have her picture tattooed on my chest.”

Spencer Tracy - Manuel

“I wish I had a lot of tattoos.”
Kristen Wiig

“Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!”

Kristen Bell - Sarah Marshall

“- Nancy: What does that tattoo mean?
- Kurt: It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.”
Malin Akerman - Nancy
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Baby: Your tattoo says 'hat'?
- JD: Yeah, it used to say 'hate'. But to increase my chances of employment I had the E removed.
- Baby: How's that working out for you?
- JD: Who doesn't like hats?”
Ansel Elgort - Baby
Lanny Joon - JD

“- Moana: How do you get your tattoos?
- Maui: They show up, when I earn 'em.
- Moana: How d'you earn that one? What's that for?
- Maui: That, uh, man's discovery of nun-ya.
- Moana: What's nun-ya?
- Maui: Nun-ya business.”
Auli'i Cravalho - Moana
The Rock - Maui

“- Fishlegs: Your mom let you get a tattoo?
- Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birth mark!
- Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth and that was never there before.
- Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fishlegs
T.J. Miller - Tuffnut
Kristen Wiig - Ruffnut

“- Randall - 'R': Listen to me very carefully. I am not getting a fucking tattoo.
- Jennifer - 'J': Oooh, you said the really bad word.
- Randall - 'R': Yeah, I did. I am in fact the boy who cried fuck.”
Albert Brooks - Randall - 'R'
Leelee Sobieski - Jennifer - 'J'

“- Talia: Hey - we all got free tattoos. I wanted something in Japanese so check this out. That one says courage, that one says spirit. Courageous spirit.
- Larry Crowne: That's Chinese, and it says soy sauce.”
Gugu Mbatha-Raw - Talia
Tom Hanks - Larry Crowne

“- Jesse Montgomery III: Dude, you got a tattoo.
- Chester Greenburg: So do you, dude!
- Chester Greenburg: So then what does mine say?
- Jesse Montgomery III: Sweet! What does mine say?
- Chester Greenburg: Dude! What does mine say?”

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III
Seann William Scott - Chester Greenburg

“- Jeanie: Let me call Kevin.
- Nick Campbell: Jeanie... I'm sure your boyfriend's a great guy, but I'm not ready to work for someone who spent all of last Thanksgiving explaining the meaning of his tattoo.”
Ashlee Heath - Jeanie
Owen Wilson - Nick Campbell

“- Gus: You need some money for some new clothes?
- Mickey: I just came from yoga.
- Gus: You into that voodoo, huh?
- Mickey: Yeah. I'm thinking about getting three sixes tattooed across my forehead.”
Clint Eastwood - Gus
Amy Adams - Mickey

“There's a lot of us idiot actors that get tattoos and they cover them with makeup when you do a film.”
Seann William Scott

- Larry "Doc" Sportello: Is that a swastika on that man's face?
- Dr. Threeply: No, it isn't. That's an ancient Hindu symbol meaning "all is well". It brings good fortune, luck and well-being.

Joaquin Phoenix - Larry "Doc" Sportello
Jefferson Mays - Dr. Threeply

“- James Bond: Forgive my curiosity, but, what is that?
- Magda: That's my little octopussy.”

Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Kristina Wayborn - Magda

“I smoked some weed the other night, and I think this shit was laced, because I went out right away and got these tattoos on my eyelids to make it look while I was sleeping that people would think I was awake.”
Justin Long - Junior

“You put your hands on her one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip that fucking tattoo right off of your chest.”

Jennifer Aniston - Rose O'Reilly

“I understand, I'm not your type, too many tattoos. Thing is, there isn't much to do in prison except desecrate your flesh.”
Robert De Niro - Max Cady

“- Sunny: So what do you guys do? All get drunk and get tattoos?
- Horny Hank: Yeah, pretty much.
- Sunny: Do any of them have any special meaning.
- Horny Hank: Yeah, like this one is where I'm from.
- Sunny: North Cadota.
- Horny Hank: Yeah, I know the guy screwed up it's supposed to say South Cadota...Cadota? ...It's Dakota.”
Teri Copley - Sunny
Tino Insana - Horny Hank

I tattooed "survive" on my hand the night before I went away to prison. And I did. We do what we have to do to survive.
Levan Uchaneishvili - Uncle Nikolai

- Johnny English: Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
- Archbishop of Canterbury: Are you insane?
Rowan Atkinson - Johnny English
Oliver Ford Davies - Archbishop of Canterbury

“- Violet: That's a great tattoo. Beautiful labrys. Are you surprised I know what it is?
- Corky: Maybe.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“Last time, he killed all of his victims except one. We thinkig he was keeping her, because she had tattoos. Stuff like crosses, religious markings.”

Steven Vidler - Williams

“- Roger Baron: I can't believe we're going to see a bunch of Nazis... at night!
- Eddie Dodd: There's no one else to talk to! The tattoos are phony!
- Roger Baron: So?
- Eddie Dodd: So, no upstanding member of the Aryan Army would paint them on. They take those teardrops very seriously. They're badges of honor, of courage! Only their most...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Downey Jr. - Roger Baron
James Woods - Eddie Dodd

“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones