Tea quotes

“Tea without milk is so uncivilized.”
Donald Pleasence - Blythe 'The Forger'

“There's a saying. 'Sometimes all you need is a good cup of tea.' I learned that growing up in Bratislava. I've found that not only does tea cleanse the palate, but it offers a soothing balm when facing some hard home truths.”
Ralph Fiennes - Chef Slowik

“Crisis or not, nothing should interfere with tea!”
David Niven - Phileas Fogg

“- Fauna: Now, one tsp. Tsp?
- Merryweather: One teaspoon.
- Fauna: One teaspoon, of course!”
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather

“- Mad Hatter: He's stuck us all at one minute to tea time!
- March Hare: Tea time, forever!”
Johnny Depp - The Mad Hatter
Paul Whitehouse - Thackery

“A cup of tea can solve anything. Bit under the weather? Tea. You left you husband? Tea is the answer.”
Emily Browning - Frances Shea

“- McKenzie: Would you like a cup of tea?
- Ben: No, no thank you. No, I'm here on a matter of justice.
- McKenzie: Oh, justice. Well I'm afraid that's a trifle more complex to serve you up than a cup of tea.”
Marlon Brando - McKenzie
Donald Sutherland - Ben

“It is blasphemy to drink tea from a paper cup.”
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“- Hemant Rai: No sugar in mine.
- Jai Chand: You've been brainwashed by America.”

Parvin Dabas - Hemant Rai

“- FDR: Sir, my mother does not approve of cocktails. And thinks you might rather have a cup of tea?
- Bertie: My mother would have said the same thing. Actually, I prefer a cocktail.
- FDR: A man after my own heart.”
Bill Murray - FDR
Samuel West - Bertie

“I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!”
Danny McBride - Rico

“- Hugo Drax: You have arrived at a propitious moment, coincident with your country's one indisputable contribution to Western Civilization: Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
- James Bond: Thank you, no, nothing at all.”
Michael Lonsdale - Hugo Drax
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond

“- Blythe 'The Forger': Tea?
- Hendley 'The Scrounger': I only drank tea once. In a hospital.”
Donald Pleasence - Blythe 'The Forger'
James Garner - Hendley 'The Scrounger'

“- Doctor: I've already missed tea, Mr. Albatross. Don't force me to take drastic measures. You must relax.
- Wilbur: Relax? I have never been more relaxed in my life! If I were any more relaxed, I'd be dead!”
Bernard Fox - Doctor

“A cup of tea would restore my normality.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent

“Although we may run out of Pan Am coffee, we will never run out of TWA tea.”
Kathleen Turner - China Blue

“- Ivan Danko: Tea, please.
- Art Ridzik: In a glass, with lemon, right?
- Ivan Danko: Yes.
- Art Ridzik: Yeah. I saw Dr. Zhivago.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko
Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik

“We shall now have tea and speak of absurdities.”
Philip Ahn - Third Uncle

“You should try the tea, indian of course. We're maybe at war with them but there's no sense in over-reacting, their tea's the best.”
Temuera Morrison - Major Rasul

“- Webby: Genie, you're gonna love playing tea party.
- Genie: I know. I read all about it. Can I be the guy who dresses like an Indian and throws the tea off the boat?
- Webby: No silly, not a Boston Tea Party.”
Russi Taylor - Webby
Rip Taylor - Genie

“- Eddy: The entire British empire was built on cups of tea...
- Bacon: Yeah, and look what happened to that.
- Eddy: And if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.”
Nick Moran - Eddy
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon

“- Isaac's Son: Why can't we have frankfurters?
- Isaac: Because, this is the Russian Tea Room.”
Damion Scheller - Isaac's Son
Woody Allen - Isaac