Teamwork quotes

“- Coach Ed Gennero: What happened, who missed their assignment?
- Coach Rig: Everybody missed their god-damn assignment!”

Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero
Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig

“Oh no! We suck again!”

Rob Schneider - Townie

“- Brian O'Connor: So, Dunn, looks like we're gonna be partners, bro. Could you tell me right quick what would be a better motor for my Skyline, a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24?
- Agent Dunn: Um... 24?
- Brian O'Connor: I didn't know pizza places made motors.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Edward Finlay - Agent Dunn

“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“Superheroes that pray together stay together.”

Trey Parker - Joe Young

“Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor

“No cooperation from anybody. Never mind. I'll carry through alone.”
John Barrymore - Oscar Jaffe

“Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Gooooooo Ducks!”

“I'm a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting those people who work for me.”
Tom Wilkinson - Robert Beaumont

“United we stand, divided we're fucked, okay?”
Willa O'Neill - Emma

“- Schaffer: Look, Major, this is primarily a British operation. I'm an American. I don't even know why the hell I'm here.
- Maj. Smith: Lieutenant, you're here because you're an American.”
Clint Eastwood - Schaffer
Richard Burton - Maj. Smith

“- Hamilton 'Ham' Porter: Benny, why'd you bring that kid?
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Because he makes nine of us.
- Hamilton 'Ham' Porter: Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!”

Patrick Renna - Hamilton 'Ham' Porter
Mike Vitar - Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez

“It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.”
Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“- Carl Lyne: Listen, obviously we have to work together here. And I guess you passed the test. Where did you stash the bodies? The car, the whole thing, that was incredible.
- Jack Lyne: I stuffed them up my ass. And I'm still not as full of shit as you.”
Jamey Sheridan - Carl Lyne
Jonathan Penner - Jack Lyne

“You can't be a stranger to any guy that's on your own team. So tear down the fence that separates you. Tear down the fence and you'll tear down a lot of hates and prejudices. Tear down all the fences in the country and you'll really have teamwork.”

Gary Cooper - John Doe

“Good news fans, the Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks. As a matter of fact they appear to be beating the crap out of each other.”
Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle

“- Reporter: Are the rumors true when they say you and Curt Wild have some sort of plans up your sleeve?
- Brian Slade: Yes. Quite soon we actually plan to take over the world!”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Brian Slade

- Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
- Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
- Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
- Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“Teamwork, Troy, does not mean going out and starting your own team.”
Judd Hirsch - Roger Rubell

“- Lou Brown: I need a catcher, Jake. Someone who can lead this team on the field. But I want the absolute truth, here, are you one-hundred percent?
- Jake Taylor: Yeah, would I bullshit you about something like that?
- Lou Brown: You better, if you wanna make this team.”
James Gammon - Lou Brown
Tom Berenger - Jake Taylor

“Five players on the floor functioning as one single unit: team, team, team. No one more important that the other.”

Gene Hackman - Coach Norman Dale