Teens quotes

- Glauren: Teenagers were meant to fuck.
- Valo: Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"?
Jennifer Rivell - Glauren

“Act your age, not your shoe size.”
Christina Ricci - Kate Flax

“- Bryan Mills: I don't think a seventeen-year-old should be traveling alone.
- Kim: I'm not gonna be alone.
- Bryan Mills: Two seventeen-year-olds.
- Kim: Amanda's nineteen!
- Bryan Mills: How about this? How about if I go along? You won't even know I'm there. I'm very good at being invisible.
- Lenore: As you so amply demonstrated for the rest...” (continue)(continue reading)
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills
Maggie Grace - Kim
Famke Janssen - Lenore

“When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings.”
Jennifer Rhodes - Veronica's Mom

“- Mia Toretto: Letty grew up just down the street. She was into cars since she was like ten years old. Dom always had her attention. Then she turned sixteen.
- Brian O'Conner: And she had Dom's attention.
- Mia Toretto: Yeah, it's funny how that works out.”
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner

“Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Dean Adams: Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likely shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
- Reese Wilson: Not that kind of eighteen.”
John Neville - Dean Adams
Loretta Devine - Reese Wilson

“- Matt: Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?
- Gwyn: No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.”
Gil Bellows - Matt
Sarah Jessica Parker - Gwyn

“- Truvy Jones: I kind of like hiring somebody with a past.
- Clairee Belcher: She can't be more than eighteen. She hasn't had time to have a past.”
Dolly Parton - Truvy Jones
Olympia Dukakis - Clairee Belcher

“That summer I turned seventeen... and started planning my escape.”
Natalie Portman - Ann August

“Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Or don't do anything I would!”

Cher - Mrs. Flax

“Nobody ever listens to a teenager. Everybody thinks you should be happy just because you're young. They don't see the wars that we fight every single day. And one day, my war will end. And I won't die. And I will not tolerate abuse from anyone. I am strong.”
Vanetta Smith - Brandy Ross

“- Mr. Randy: Goddamn it, Julian, you leave the game, even for a while, I don't know if they'll gonna let you back in. And then what the hell are you gonna do? Waste your days picking up illiterate teenagers for suck-and-fuck sessions behind the Old Navy store?
- Julian Noble: Sounds delightful to me.”
Philip Baker Hall - Mr. Randy
Pierce Brosnan - Julian Noble

“- Buck Cluck: Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...
- Chicken Little: No, I don't like stamps.”
Garry Marshall - Buck Cluck
Zach Braff - Chicken Little

“- Principal Holmstead: How am I ever going to get through to you?
- Kelly Ernswiler: Well, advertising executives use status and sex to appeal to my demographic.”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“- Samantha Swoboda: We better crash at your guys' place for a while in case they come after us.
- Miles Kitchen: Oh sure. 'Hi Mom, Dad. This fourteen-year-old girl, she's just sleeping over tonight. Don't mind me, I'll be upstairs, in my room, entering puberty!'. Are you nuts?”
Jessica Alba - Samantha Swaboda
Kenneth A. Brown - Miles Kitchen

"All you need is love and to believe in yourself”, nice idea. It doesn't exactly work out that way. But I guess it was better to hear a flat-out lie than to know the truth at 13.
Charlize Theron - Aileen

“- Jeff Kohlver: Is this some kind of teenage joke?
- Hayley Stark: Teenage? Yeah. Joke? No.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

- Officer Michaels: McLovin, how is it going with the ladies?
- Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
Seth Rogen - Officer Michaels
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.”
Samuel E. Wright - Sebastian

“- Klaus: This is ridiculous! Violet's only 14! She can't be legally married!
- Count Olaf: She can if she has the permission of her guardian. And who's that? Oh, yes. Me!”
Liam Aiken - Klaus
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf

“- Francine Fishpaw: Lu-Lu, there's a living thing inside of you... Oh Lu-Lu, that baby is part of you!
- Lu-Lu Fishpaw: It's stealing part of me, you mean! I can feel it like cancer, getting bigger and bigger, like the Blob. One day it'll rip me open, and it'll be there in my life, ready to rob me of every bit of fun I deserve to have!”
Divine - Francine Fishpaw
Mary Garlington - Lu-Lu Fishpaw

“Don't be upset, Mrs. Fishpaw. Puberty brings on strange behavior in adolescents!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw

“- Vera Cicero: I was born looking 18.
- Dixie Dwyer: I can save you.
- Vera Cicero: No, you can't.”
Diane Lane - Vera Cicero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Dixie Dwyer

“They hit puberty, seem to lose all respect for you; me and my boy survived it, you will too.”

Luke Askew - Sheriff Smalls