Test quotes

“- Desmond Rhodes: The SAT is racist. Who made the test? Rich white guys. Who scored the highest on the test?
- Roy: Asian chicks. They can't drive, but they can kick the shit out of the SAT.”
Darius Miles - Desmond Rhodes
Leonardo Nam - Roy

“Amanda... It's ok. This was your test. Your game. I was testing you. I selected you for the honor of carrying on my life's work.”
Tobin Bell - Jigsaw

“- Allie Calhoun: I have a fiancé waiting for me at a hotel who's going to be crushed when he finds out what I did.
- Noah: So you make love to me, and go back to your husband. Was that your plan? Was that a test I didn't pass?”
Rachel McAdams - Allie
Ryan Gosling - Noah

“- Robert Hoover: We're in trouble. I just checked with the guys at the Jewish house and they said that every one of our answers on the psych test was wrong.
- Donald Schoenstein: Every one? Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!”
James Widdoes - Robert Hoover
Peter Riegert - Donald Schoenstein

“- Katherine Ann Watson: What you did was copy Strauss.
- Joan Brandwyn: I was referencing an expert.
- Katherine Ann Watson: If I wanted to know what he thought, I'd buy his book.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson
Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn

“- Male Student: I didn't know you were gonna be giving me electric shocks. What are trying to prove here, anyway?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effect on negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
- Male Student: Effect? I'll tell you the effect is, it's pissing me off!”
Steven Tash - Male Student
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“- Dave: I'm supposed to take this college entrance exam.
- Cyril: Are you gonna go to college?
- Dave: Hell no. I just want to see if I can pass.”
Dennis Christopher - Dave
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“- James T. Kirk: I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.
- Saavik: Then you never faced that situation... faced death.
- James T. Kirk: I don't believe in the no-win scenario.”

William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Kirstie Alley - Saavik

“- North: How does that get me into a good college?
- Governor Ho: Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.”
Elijah Wood - North
Keone Young - Governor Ho

“That meteor is man-made! It's some kind of a germ warfare test they fucked up!”
Kevin Dillon - Brian Flagg

“- Sasha Petrosevitch: I'm undercover F.B.I.
- Nicolas 'Nick' Frazier: But you passed the lie detector test.
- Sasha Petrosevitch: That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.”

Steven Seagal - Sasha Petrosevitch
Ja Rule - Nicolas 'Nick' Frazier

“It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men go off to be tested, for courage. And if we're tested at all, it's for patience, for doing without, for how well we can endure loneliness.”
Meryl Streep - Karen

“- Dr. Cheevers: I don't mean to interfere, but I detect a certain uncertainty here. You know, there are tests we can do to determine whether or not...
- Veronica Quaife: I don't want tests. Tests can't guarantee anything. The baby could start off normal and then become... I want an abortion. I'll do it myself if I have to.”

Leslie Carlson - Dr. Cheevers
Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife

“The greatests test of love is how much you're willing to fight for it. You think about that. This dog is gonna need a lot of love. Go get him.”

Rod Steiger - Doc Wallace

“- Laurie Jameson: Jennie, thinking has nothing to do with it. We're talking ten days of Sodom and Gomorrah. How can you duck out of that now?
- Jennie Cooper: Because I have a term paper due in two weeks and I haven't even started yet. I'm not like you Laurie. You don't crack a book and you make straight As.”
Lynn-Holly Johnson - Laurie Jameson
Lisa Hartman - Jennie Cooper

“Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now please step this way, as we provide you with our final test: an eye exam...”

Rip Torn - Zed

“- Doug Carlin: What if you had to tell someone the most important thing in the world, but you knew they'd never believe you?
- Claire Kuchever: I'd try.”
Denzel Washington - Doug Carlin
Paula Patton - Claire Kuchever

“- Emmett Fitz-Hume: Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?
- Test Monitor: Are you saying I can take this money if I help you pass the test?
- Emmett Fitz-Hume: What do you think?”
Chevy Chase - Emmett Fitz-Hume
Frank Oz - Test Monitor

“There are moments which mark your life. Moments when you realize nothing will ever be the same and time is divided into two parts, before this, and after this... Sometimes you can feel such a moment coming. That's the test, or so I tell myself. I tell myself that at times like that, strong people keep moving forward anyway, no matter what...” (continue)(continue reading)
Denzel Washington - John Hobbes

“- McCoy: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario.
- Saavik: How?
- James T. Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship.”

DeForest Kelley - McCoy
Kirstie Alley - Saavik
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Ash: Ripley, for God's sake, this is the first time that we've encountered a species like this. It has to go back. All sorts of tests have to be made.
- Ripley: Ash, are you kidding? This thing bled acid. Who knows what it's gonna do when it's dead.
- Ash: I think it's safe to assume it isn't a zombie.”
Sir Ian Holm - Ash
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)

“- Rick Deckard: You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
- Rachael: Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?”

Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard
Sean Young - Rachael

“Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan