Toys quotes

“You can tell the men from the boys by the price of their toys.”
John Calvin - Troy

“- Colonel Cochrane: Now, we don't play with dolls do we Tyler? Dolls are for girls.
- Tyler: But, Charles is my new best friend.
- Colonel Cochrane: Tyler, you know better than to talk back to a superior officer.”

Dakin Matthews - Colonel Cochrane
Jeremy Sylvers - Tyler

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

“Over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!”

Tom Hanks - Woody

“- Danny: My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. His name's Presuming Ed. His sister give him the idea. She got a doll on Christmas that pisses itself. Then you gotta change its diapers for it. It's horrible really but they like that, the little girls. So we're gonna make one that shits itself as well.
- Withnail: Shits itself?
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ralph Brown - Danny
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“- Jane Blue: Frank sent the Fisher-Price Barnyard.
- Jeff Blue: You sent that? Aw, do you know those cows really moo?
- Jane Blue: Jeff plays with it day and night.”
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue

“What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!”
Wallace Shawn - Rex

“- Irwin Wayfair: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous.
- Larry Benson: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard.”
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says 5 different phrases including, "It's Turbo time!" Accessories sold separately. Batteries not included.
Jake Lloyd - Jamie Langston

“What are you worried about? They're only toys...”

Denis Colin Leary - Gil Mars

“What kind of woman would beat her plastic doll?”
Jim Belushi - Stevie "The Rose" Rosellini

“- Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
- Irwin Wayfair: EMP?
- Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.”
Robert Picardo - Ralph, Clean Room Technician
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair

“We're not toys, we're action figures!”
Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard

“- Irwin Wayfair: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from?
- Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job.
- Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?”

David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“In my bed, I've got two teddies, I've got a rabbit, I've got two dollies, and one Susan, she's got a bad eye, and then I've got a green giraffe which I won at a fair, he was the only one left, I felt really sorry for him, then there's Buzz, Woody, the alien, and then I've got a fluffy pink hot water bottle. So, there's just not enough room for...” (continue)(continue reading)

Emma Bunton - Baby Spice

“- Lt. Theodore 'Ted' Sawyer: Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
- Jeff Blue: It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
- Jane Blue: Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.”
Obba Babatundé - Sawyer
Dennis Quaid - Jeff Blue
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue

- "Tootie" Smith: And I'm taking all my dolls, even the dead ones. I'm taking everything.
- Esther Smith: Of course you are. I'll help you pack them myself. You won't have to leave anything behind.

Margaret O'Brien - "Tootie" Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“- Mr. Potato Head: I'm from Playskool.
- Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.”
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
Wallace Shawn - Rex

“- Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
- Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
- Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
- Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“- Mr. Potato Head: Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's new favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with me more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
- Hamm: I don't think we should give him the chance.”
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head
John Deszo Ratzenberger - Hamm