Travel quotes

“What might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may, in fact, be the first steps of a journey.”

Emily Browning - Violet

“- Cooper Harris: Oh, forget about the law firm. And don't thank me, I should be thanking you. This trip is a once in a life-time opportunity for me to broaden my sexual horizons.
- Scott Thomas: What are you talking about?
- Cooper Harris: I'm talking about crazy European sex.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris
Scott Mechlowicz - Scott Thomas

“- Harold Lee: In less than eight hours we're gonna be in Amsterdam. This is nuts. This is nuts!
- Kumar Patel: I know, dude. It's gonna be exactly like Eurotrip only it's not going to suck. It's going to be awesome.”
John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“I can't send a young pretty girl such as you ask on a job like this without telling her what to expect. To go off on a trip for no one knows how long, to some spot you don't even hint at, the only woman on the ship with the toughest mugs I ever looked at.”

Sam Hardy - Charles Weston

“Mr. Swann, may I present my mother: Mrs. Belle Mae Steinberg Carroca of Brooklyn, New York and Miami Beach, Florida for two weeks, each and every winter.”
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“To get to the Red Bull's chamber, you have to walk through time. A clock isn't time; it's just numbers and springs. Pay it no mind.”
Rene Auberjonois - The Skull

“When I was a kid, I used to dream about going someplace on a ship. Well, here I am!”

Robert Mitchum - Bob Gray

“- Boris Balkan: Now you can watch! I'm entering uncharted territory. Taking the road that leads to equality, with God. You can't come with me... I must travel alone but you may look on, and marvel.
- Dean Corso: That's very kind of you.
- Boris Balkan: Indeed it is. There have been men who have been burned alive or disemboweled for just a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Frank Langella - Boris Balkan
Johnny Depp - Dean Corso

“- Ullman: We'll have Christmas in ltaly.
- Ario: We've got to get there first!
- Ullman: And so?
- Ario: Gibraltar! Use your brain, you idiot! That strait... It's like the eye of a needle. We'll never slip through there.”
Martin May - Ullman
Claude-Oliver Rudolph - Ario

“This is what I love about my job. I get to travel, see the world, meet new cultures. I mean, it's all bacterial, but hey, what the fuck?”
Josh Brolin - Josh

“- Elinor Dashwood: Margaret has always wanted to travel.
- Edward Ferrars: I know. She's, eh, heading an expedition to China shortly. I am to go as her servant, but only on the understanding that I am to be very badly treated.”
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood
Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars

“- Rick Leland: You certainly are a girl of many colors. First, your legs get blue. Then, your face turns green. And, now, your red all over.
- Alberta Marlow: I never knew what suffering was until I came on this pleasure trip.”
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Leland
Mary Astor - Alberta Marlow

“Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me any more. At least I'm not the same me I was.”

Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town, tailoring dresses, for circus midgets.
- Harry Sawyer: Traveling midget tailors?
- Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.: Yeah, ya think?
- Harry Sawyer: No.”
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jeremy Northam - Harry

“- Nick Van Owen: How far is the village?
- Peter Ludlow: A day's walk, maybe more. But that's not the problem.
- Roland Tembo: What is the problem?
- Peter Ludlow: Velociraptors.”
Nick Van Owen - Nick Van Owen
Arliss Howard - Peter Ludlow
Pete Postlethwaite - Roland Tembo

“We don't travel through time, but around it.”

Gloria Victor - Prof. Tanga

“- Miss Ungermeyer: Mr. Craft, you are in the most beautiful city in the world, is this having any effect on you?
- Ethan: Yeah the cobble stones are like totally thrashing on my wheels.”

Alex Borstein - Miss Ungermeyer

“- Ichabod Crane: We take the Indian Trail to the Tree of the Dead.
- Young Masbath: How will we recognize it?
- Ichabod Crane: Without difficulty, I rather fear. Then climb down to the Horseman's resting place.
- Young Masbath: His camp?
- Ichabod Crane: His grave.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Marc Pickering - Young Masbath

“- Heck: How long is the flight anyway? Do you know?
- Zina: About 24 hours. More than enough time.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Darlene Dodd: Damn it, this is the one thing I wanted to do on this trip. I told you I wanted to see it since 2nd grade when Miss Beechner told us about it. She said everyone thought God rested on the 7th day, but really He was working on his hobby carving the Grand Canyon.
- Lonnie Earl III: Well, that's sweet, but uh, if you remember, Mrs....” (continue)(continue reading)
Natasha Richardson - Darlene Dodd
Billy O'Sullivan - Lonnie Earl III

“- Ardeth Bay: This was all preordained thousands of years ago.
- Evelyn: But how does the story end?
- Ardeth Bay: Ah, only the journey is written, not the destination.
- Rick: Convenient.”

Oded Fehr - Ardeth Bay
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Colleen Van Deusen: Has everyone checked in?
- Charles McCulloch: No. Jim Miller and Suzi Donaldson never showed up, and I'm more than a little concerned.
- Colleen Van Deusen: Well, don't be. They probably decided to explore each other rather than New York.”
Barbara Bingham - Colleen Van Deusen
Peter Mark Richman - Charles McCulloch

“- Dizzy: Nuke York's only three days away.
- Stretch: Gonna take us six days. We only got half a car left.”
Dan Hennessey - Dizzy
Greg Duffell - Stretch

“I suppose people travel to get away from themselves.”
Mary Astor - Edith Cortright

“Go quickly, travel safely, my young friend, to the land of ghosts.”

Alexander Granach - Knock - ein Häusermakler