Treachery quotes

“- Rufus T. Firefly: Do you realize our army is facing disastrous defeat? What do you intend to do about it?
- Chicolini: I've done it already.
- Rufus T. Firefly: You've done what?
- Chicolini: I've changed to the other side.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Chico Marx - Chicolini

“You think I could be your best man when you two get married?”
Patrick Fugit - Danny

“- Francine Fishpaw: Caught you, didn't I? Right in the act of adultery! I won't stand for this, Elmer. I want a divorce! And a big, fat settlement to go along with it!
- Elmer Fishpaw: You'll never get a penny out of me, you fat hunk of cellulite. I only support the women I love!”

Divine - Francine Fishpaw
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Janine: Oh, my God. I want that so bad. A husband that I can kiss and love and give juice too.
- Michael Newman: You've already cheated on three different husbands with their brothers. I think you've given enough juice to everybody. Love juice.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Janine
Adam Sandler - Michael Newman

“How could we conquer a country without its traitors?”
Robert Lewis - Capt. Sato

“- Bianca Piper: How could you guys not tell me that I was your DUFF?
- Jessica 'Jess' Harris: Our what?”
Mae Whitman - Bianca Piper
Skyler Samuels - Jess

“The end is near, my old treacherous friend. What a shame you'll be unable to see it.”
Frank Welker - Megatron

“- Apocalypse: You betrayed me!?
- Magneto: No. I betrayed them.”

Oscar Isaac - Apocalypse
Michael Fassbender - Magneto

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's Angela?
- Rick Santoro: Fat, fabulous, fantastic - I love her.
- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's the other one - what's her name? Candy?
- Rick Santoro: Oh, Monique? Skinny, mean, expensive - I love her!”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro

“- Jerry Heller: Sign the contract, and all this money is yours.
- Ice Cube: That's my money anyway, Jerry! I earned that money! Now I wrote a lot of hit songs. We've been on this tour for months, selling out shows, selling records. I know it's plenty of money!
- Jerry Heller: Really [chuckles]?
- Jerry Heller: Jesus Christ.
- Ice Cube: Gimme my...” (continue)(continue reading)

Paul Giamatti - Jerry Heller
O'Shea Jackson Jr. - Ice Cube

“So, what have I learned after all this time? After all the sleepless nights, lying to friends, lovers, myself? Playing this crooked game in this crooked town filled with backstabbers and four-faced liars? I'll tell you what I've learned. One thing and one thing only. I fucking love Berlin!”
James McAvoy - David Percival

“- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
- Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“Yea these cars are wired hot ... So hot that whoever is trackin you knows when you're not wearin your seatbelts.”

Jin Au-Yeung - Jimmy

“This is how you're going to treat me after all the quarters I fed you?!”

Josh Gad - Ludlow

“I gotta tell you something, Officer Flynn. It's a sad day when a native son takes up with his oppressor. There's a word for that back home, you know. Penalty's death.”

Johnny Depp - James 'Whitey' Bulger

“- Loner Leader: Can you imagine why I brought you to this quiet place today?
- David: No.
- Loner Leader: Because I think it's the perfect spot for your grave.”
Léa Seydoux - Loner Leader
Colin Farrell - David

“Traitors are defined not by themselves, but by the people they betray.”
Robert Carlyle - Adolf Hitler

As soon as I was finished, as soon as I finished, I was like, "What did you fucking do? What did you just do?". "What did you do?". You know, that-that, uh, moment of clarity you get, right after an orgasm.

Ray Romano - Terry

“- James Moon: So you're married too?
- Birkin: Sort of. She went off with another chap. Not for the first time. Can't say I blame her really. Her name is Vinny.
- James Moon: Yes, I thought it might be something like that. As for me, never really met the right woman. Luckily for her.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - James Moon
Colin Firth - Birkin

“- Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time.
- Tom: Traitors in our midst.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“You know why I went along with everything? Because priests are supposed to be the good guys.”
Doug Murray - Peter Canellos

“When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Danny Roman

“- Rico: I was your brother, your blood, your friend. Who betrayed who? When are you gonna stop being a goddamn slave and grow up? That's your birthright, that's your family. I'm your family, I'm the only family you ever had. Now choose!
- Judge Dredd: The best thing you can do is kill me.
- Rico: Why?
- Judge Dredd: Because it's your only chance...” (continue)(continue reading)
Armand Assante - Rico
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd

“You cling to your pathetic life, those closest to you betray you and those you claim to protect don't even know your name.”
Julie Engelbrecht - The Witch Queen

“How could you do this? A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe. Me, you and another woman, definitely! But my own brother?”

Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino