Understanding quotes

“Maybe life is shitty. It is shitty. I'll tell you something. I'm not trying to pin life anymore. I don't even fucking understand it. I just want to make it through with some dignity, like everybody else.”
Nicolas Cage - Al Columbato

“I wish we could see into the future sometimes. That's the problem, isn't it? I mean, life, it only makes sense when you look at it backwards. Too bad we gotta live it forwards.”
Frankie Faison - Richard 'Dick' Lacey

“Since you can't seem to read my subtle signals, I'll help you out. Piss! Off!”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners

“- Sloan: Still trying to figure out how you are?
- Wesley: This is not me. This is just a motherfucking decoy.”
Morgan Freeman - Sloan
James McAvoy - Wesley

“You've raped my son! Whore! Slut! You prostitute! Pedophile! Pumpkin will never understand what you've done to him!”

Brenda Blethyn - Judy Romanoff

“Messing with people's heads can be a lot of fun. You should try it.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - O.W. Grant

“There is so much in this world that I do not understand. See that machine? It has something to do with recycling our water supply. I have absolutely no idea how it works. But I do understand the reason for it to work.”
Anthony Zerbe - Councillor Hamann

“If I leave here without understanding you, the world will see you as a monster. Always. And I don't want that.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Truman Capote

“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“- Emily Walburn: Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald?
- Maj. Benson Payne: Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their do... their hair-do that is. Heh, heh, heh.”

Karyn Parsons - Emily Walburn
Damon Wayans - Maj. Benson Payne

“It is difficult to answer, when one does not understand the question.”
Mark Lenard - Sarek

“- Vice President Kathryn Bennett: What are your intentions?
- Ivan Korshunov: What arrogance to think you could ever understand my intentions.”
Glenn Close - Vice President Kathryn Bennett
Gary Leonard Oldman - Ivan Korshunov

“- Lillian Meechum: Your father is very nervous about this game. Look at me, young lady! Look at me! You've got to interpret the signals he gives off!
- Mary Anne Meechum: No problem! He always gives off the signals of a psychopathic killer, so it really doesn't matter how you interpret them!”
Blythe Danner - Lillian Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum

“- Bella Swan: You know your mood swings are kinda giving me whiplash.
- Edward Cullen: I only said it'd be better if we weren't friends, not that I didn't wanna be.”
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen

“You know how I can tell you're lyin'? I can smell the bullshit coming out of your mouth.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“- Doctor Device: Now, we'll let you down, if you promise never to tell how we do this.
- Kate: Ok. But, how do you do it?”

Keye Luke - Doctor Device
Brooke Shields - Kate

“Since that Neolithic moment when a horse was first haltered, their were those among men who understood this. They could see into the creatures soul and soothe the wounds they found there. The secrets muttered softly into troubled ears. These men were known as the whisperers.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Annie MacLean

“- Zed: People just don't understand me.
- Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
- Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?”
Bobcat Goldthwait - Zed
Corinne Bohrer - Laura

“- Shiwan Khan: Your mind is like an open book to me!
- Lamont Cranston: Then learn how to read!”
John Lone - Shiwan Khan
Alec Baldwin - Lamont Cranston

“- Stack: How am I supposed to kill something that's already dead? That's like killin' some shit twice, man.
- Ball: Yeah, like some refried beans 'n some shit. Man, I never understood that, man. Why the fuck you gonna refry some beans, man? Why not just fry that shit right the first time, and get out?”
Joe Torry - Stack
De'aundre Bonds - Ball

“- Dr. John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
- Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Norm MacDonald - Lucky

“You hung me out of a plane. You can tell a lot about a persons character by how they treat people they don't have to treat well.”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Owen Davian

“- Jason Tripitikas: I can't understand you.
- Lu Yan: [in English, when he previously spoke in a Chinese dialect] That's because you're not listening!”
Michael Angarano - Jason Tripitikas
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan

- Jake Perry: You're shittin' me, right?
- Melanie Smooter: I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.
Josh Lucas - Jake Perry
Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“This government of ours doesn't realise what sort of a world we're living in.”
David Horne - Evans, Foreign Editor