Unhappiness quotes

“Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“We were a dull collection of rich, old, unhappy people.”
William Hickey - Drogan

“I'm pissed that the one thing that makes me happy, the one thing that make this shit-hole town bearable, is leaving.”
Dax Shepard - Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson

“Why can't we be unhappy together?”

George Brent - Jack Townsend

“- Sir Laurence Olivier: She's quite wonderful. No training, no craft, no guile, just pure instinct. Astonishing.
- Colin Clark: You should tell her that.
- Sir Laurence Olivier: Oh, I will. But she won't believe me. That's probably what makes her great, yet it's certainly what makes her so profoundly unhappy.”

Sir Kenneth Branagh - Sir Laurence Olivier
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark

“- Wyatt Earp: What's wrong with you?
- Doc Holliday: What is wrong with me? What have you got? I am dying of tuberculosis. I sleep with the nastiest whore in Kansas. Everyone who knows me hates me, and every morning I wake up surprised that I have to spend another day in this piss-hole world.”
Kevin Costner - Wyatt Earp
Dennis Quaid - Doc Holliday

“Your thoughts are very sad. Most are of one night. A night a man entered your home when you were not there. He stole many things and killed your wife and children. That is when you stopped being happy.”
Bryce Dallas Howard - Story

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“Rose Red won't let you have what you want, Joyce. It won't let anyone have what they want. Ellen Rimbauer designed it to break hearts as hers was broken, to hurt as she was hurt.”
Julian Sands - Nick Hardaway

“Is this fun for you? You lucky devil. It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it? I'm losing my apartment, Melvin. And Frank, he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help. And I won't. And... I... I don't want to paint any more. So the life that I was trying for, is over. The life that I had is gone, and I'm feeling so...” (continue)(continue reading)
Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

- "Colonel" Harrington: I hope you'll never be unhappy.
- Jean: I hope I'll never be more unhappy than I am right now.
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“Things won't be great again. I've been looking for months and I haven't had one job offer, not one.”

Ben Affleck - Bobby Walker

“- Goth Girl: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!
- Young Charlie: You what?
- Goth Girl: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!”
Sasha Pieterse - Goth Girl
Connor Price - Young Charlie

“He gets down to the end of his life, and he looks back and decides that all those years he suffered, those were the best years of his life, 'cause they made him who he was. All those years he was happy? You know, total waste. Didn't learn a thing.”

Steve Carrell - Frank Ginsberg

“- Brenner: Seven years ago in that hospital room when you told her to just forget about it, you killed her.
- Lt. Gen. Joseph Campbell: Kent killed her.
- Brenner: No. Kent just put her out of her misery.”

John Travolta - Paul Brenner
James Cromwell - General Campbell

- Sally Therrian: We're fine! We're great! We're having a baby and we're moving to London!
- Sophia Gold: Well you weren't fine when you went all Sylvia Plath on me last summer in Connecticut!
- Sally Therrian: Not nice! Not kind!
- Sophia Gold: Ha! Not half so "not kind" as your husband was in his depiction of you in his novel!
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Sally Therrian
Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

- Jeremy Brockett: She's gone weird, is what's wrong with her. She's out of control. Probably from living out here in "Mayberry, RFD". But you're the doctor. What do you think?
- Dr. Mumford: She seems very unhappy.
- Jeremy Brockett: I think we all knew that, "professor". But the question - the real question - is: why?

Ted Danson - Jeremy Brockett
Loren Dean - Mumford

“- Enid: Sometimes I think I'm going crazy from sexual frustration.
- Rebecca: And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?”
Thora Birch - Enid
Scarlett Johansson - Rebecca

“Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.”
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“It's just unpleasant to be reminded what a failure I am.”
Jean Renoir - Octave

“Let us just say I was deeply unhappy, but I didn't know it because I was so happy all the time.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“I had worked for this old man and once he told me that he had spent his whole life thinking about his career and his work. And he was fifty-two and it suddenly struck him that he had never really given anything of himself. His life was for no one and nothing. He was almost crying saying that.”
Julie Delpy - Céline

“You think you're the only person on earth who wakes up every morning wishing they were someone else?”

Chris Owen - Troy Wedberg

“There's always some unhappy corner of the globe where we can ply our trade.”
Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“- Victor: Perhaps he's sick.
- Laverne: Impossible. If twenty years of listening to you two hasn't made him sick by now, nothing will.”

Charles Kimbrough - Victor
Mary Wickes - Laverne