Unkindness quotes

“- Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?
- Klaus Baudelaire: Our parents just died.
- Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful.”
Jim Carrey - Count Olaf
Liam Aiken - Klaus

“- Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
- Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
- Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancée.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Marisa Tomei - Mona Lisa Vito
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

- Vince Latello: My old man says, "treat broads like dirt and they love ya".
- Michael Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
- Vince Latello: My parents are divorced.
Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello
John Stockwell - Michael Harlan

“- Emma Tate: Did you know my brother peed on the floor right there where you're standing?
- Taylor: God... you always talk this way to strangers?
- Emma Tate: It's the true. He peed right there on my chart.”
Kristin Fiorella - Emma Tate
Randy Quaid - Taylor

“You know what you are? Wouldn't be everybody's cup of tea, but it suits me.”
Linda Fiorentino - Christine Lynch

“You mustn't be too harsh on my secretaries. They were always very understanding when I came to the office after a hard day at home.”

Claude Rains - Job Skeffington

“Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania