Uselessness quotes

“Why would you need to guard a dead man stuck in a two foot refrigerator?”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“Answers without evidence are useless.”
Nicholas Rowe - Sherlock Holmes

“- Father Cavanaugh: Well, you've done a hell of a job kid, chasing down your dream.
- Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger: Who cares what kind of job I did if it doesn't produce results? It doesn't mean anything.”
Robert Prosky - Father Cavanaugh
Sean Astin - Daniel E. 'Rudy' Ruettiger

“Now money means nothing. Now it's just about survival.”
Hans Nielsen - 1st Officer Petersen

“- Oskar Schindler: I lost a worker. I expect to be compensated.
- Rolf Czurda: File a grievance with the Economic Office. It's your right.
- Oskar Schindler: Would it do any good?
- Rolf Czurda: Of course not.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler
Friedrich von Thun - Rolf Czurda

“It's poor I am. It's unlucky I am. But it's useless I am not.”
Robert Carlyle - Malachy (Dad)

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman

“- Evil: God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!
- Robert: Slugs.
- Evil: Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?”
David Warner - Evil
Derek Deadman - Robert

“You don't need diamonds in the bathroom.”
Jackie Chan - Keung

“I just washed my clothes and I can't do a thing with them.”
Annette Bening - Myra Langtry

“- George Banks: I suggest you have this piano repaired. When I sit down to an instrument, I like to have it in tune.
- Mrs. Banks: But, George, you don't play.
- George Banks: Madam, that is entirely beside the point!”
David Tomlinson - Mr. Banks
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

An Italian premier, just was just after Mussolini, was asked, "Is it difficult to govern Italians?". He said, "Difficult. No, not difficult. Only useless".
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards

“My mind has an endless capacity for useless information.”
Ryan Phillippe - Keenan

“I wanted to help those people tonight. I was pretty goddamn useless.”
Bruce Willis - John McClane

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script?
- Georgie Weiss: Fuck no. But there's a poster.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Selena: Get out of my house, Nigel, and don't come slithering back.
- Nigel: Listen, Selena, I'm the only one who can save you from yourself. You need me.
- Selena: Like an Eskimo needs a lawnmower, kiddo.
- Nigel: I'm warning you, Selena. Don't be so shortsighted.”
Faye Dunaway - Selena
Peter Cook - Nigel

“I wish they'd asked me for my money.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“What good is a sword if it's not unleashed?”
Faye Dunaway - Selena

- Michael "Mike" Ward: What's the use of talking to you? You think everything's a joke.
- Martin: It is. If it weren't, life wouldn't be worth living.
John McGuire - Michael "Mike" Ward
Cliff Clark - Martin

“- High Aldwin: Go in the direction the bird is flying!
- Burgelcutt: He's going back to village!
- High Aldwin: Ignore the bird. Follow the river.”

Billy Barty - High Aldwin
Mark Northover - Burglekutt