Vegetables quotes

“- Jonathan Mardukas: You ever had lyonnaise potatoes? They are these types of potatoes that are sautéed but then they have this onion thing added to them, and they are really, really delicious. They work well with any, uh, chicken or pork dish. You know I could set you up with lyonnaise potatoes for the rest of your life.
- Jack Walsh: Why don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Jeff Dunham: [softly, to Peanut about José Jalapeño] You were supposed to have taken him to the spa.
- Peanut: [whispering] I took him to the spa!
- José Jalapeño: He put me in the vegetable steamer.”

Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Peanut
Jeff Dunham - José Jalapeño

“When you're using fresh fruits, vegetables, and foods, it's easier to keep the weight off.”
Debi Mazar

“- Poopdeck Pappy: You wouldn't eat your spinach. Spinach what kept our family strong for thousands of years. And what does me only oxspring do with it?
- Popeye, Poopdeck Pappy: He spits it up!”
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy
Robin Williams - Popeye

“- Popeye: How much is the broccoli?
- Geezil: Nickel, maybe dime.
- Popeye: And the spinach?
- Geezil: Dime, maybe quarter.
- Popeye: Then how come carrots is a dollar?
- Geezil: Dollar fifty. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you two dollars.”
Robin Williams - Popeye
Richard Libertini - Geezil

“It doesn't matter if you think you're not ripe! This is Rabbit's garden, and Rabbit does his harvesting by the book!”
Ken Sansom - Rabbit

“Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.”
Richard Griffiths - Monty

“- Monty: You're going to finish the vegetables.
- Withnail: I don't know how to do them.
- Monty: Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? You don't deserve such loyalty. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato.”
Richard Griffiths - Monty
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“- William Thacker: What exactly is a fruitarian?
- Keziah: We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings, so we think cooking is cruel. We only eat things that have already fallen off a tree or bush, that are, in fact, dead already.
- William Thacker: Oh, all right. Interesting stuff. So, these carrots...
- Keziah: Have been murdered, yes.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Emma Bernard - Keziah

“- Katie Cox: Do you think that's enough carrots?
- Harry Pfarrer: What?
- Katie Cox: For the salad?
- Harry Pfarrer: You know you really are a negative person.
- Katie Cox: What?
- Harry Pfarrer: Yeah. I've tried to ignore it. To remain upbeat. You just can't help dragging everything down.”
Tilda Swinton - Katie Cox
George Clooney - Harry Pfarrer

“- Amazed Kid: How'd you do that?
- Peter Parker: Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables.
- Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.”

Marc John Jefferies - Amazed Kid
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Roshon Fegan - Amazed Kid

- Gwen Cromwell Piper: I'm just trying to protect you.
- Marnie Piper: Yeah, you're protecting us from being anything but a bunch of vegetables. Hey look! I'm a potato, are you happy now? Maybe I'll put down some roots in the carpet. "Oh no Marnie, it's too dangerous!". There're things about vegetables that you don't understand.
Judith Hoag - Gwen Cromwell Piper
Kimberly J. Brown - Marnie Piper

You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! “Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!” We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
David Spade - Shiloh

“Cross that line, kid, I'll cut your little teddy bear in half. Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the Spinach Monster with my rock 'n' roll magic. The Spinach Monster grabbed him, pulled him underground and made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid... he's still there.”
Jeffrey Falcon - Buddy

“- Vivian Ward: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
- Edward Lewis: Veg out?
- Vivian Ward: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

"Eating greens is a special treat, it makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat”. I made that last part up myself.
Peter Behn - Young Thumper

“That's the onions. It makes you eyes water.”

John Savage - Det. Karl Francis Hettinger

“I'm looking at all this food, I see all these vegetables, and I think, all these things came outta the ground. I see tomatoes, outta the ground, carrots, outta the ground, radishes outta the ground. And I think, all of these things come outta the ground. And I'm just talkin' about the vegetables, I haven't gotten to the fruits yet. And I think,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jackie Gayle - Sam

“You'll never be a vegetable, even artichokes have hearts.”

Audrey Tautou - Amélie Poulain

“- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?”
Nicolas Cage - Randy
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“- Bluto: So you don't like spinach?
- Popeye: I hate it.”
Paul L. Smith - Bluto
Robin Williams - Popeye