Vice quotes

“I wish you wouldn't smoke. We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.”

Oliver Cotton - King Haroak

“Look through the beds of every, single female patient!”

Meg Ryan - Eve Mozell Marks

“- Godfrey: A spoiled child who's grown up in ease and luxury, who's always had her own way and who's misdirected energies are so childish that they hardly deserve the comment.
- Cornelia Bullock: Thank you for a very lovely portrait.”

William Powell - Godfrey
Gail Patrick - Cornelia Bullock

“- Sully: Which one of your fancy doctors advised you to drink, smoke, and screw your brains out?
- Carl Roebuck: Those are unreasonable requests Sully. They wouldn't of made 'em if they didn't know me.
- Sully: If they'd known ya, they wouldn't have fixed ya.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Bruce Willis - Carl Roebuck

“- Zach: I figured it out, Barney. You can't cure a problem until you know what's causing the problem. But before you can see what's causing the problem, you first have to remove the problem.
- Barney: You've gotta give up the vices to get to the virtues. I could've told you that.”
John Ritter - Zach
Vincent Gardenia - Barney

“- Russ Duritz: Stop biting your nails.
- Amy: Nail. I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?
- Russ Duritz: It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.
- Amy: Really? Advertising all that with one little nail?”
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz
Emily Mortimer - Amy

“When in vice, say it twice.”
Colm Feore - Andre Linoge

“It is kind of you to indulge your elders in their vices. Just as I indulge the young in theirs.”
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“- Capt. Jake Elby: You like your dad?
- Brenner: My dad was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him.”
Boyd Kestner - Captain Elby
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“- Josie McClellan: Always smoke cigars?
- Jim Dodge: I enjoy a good one after a fine meal. It settles the stomach.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Josie McClellan
Frank Whaley - Jim Dodge

“I shall write a monograph some day... on the noxious habit of accumulating useless trivia.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Sera: Don't you like me, Ben?
- Ben Sanderson: Sera... what you don't understand is - no, see, no. You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
- Sera: I do. I really do.”
Elisabeth Shue - Sera
Nicolas Cage - Ben Sanderson