Videogames quotes

“Kids, 3D and driving don't mix.”
Kevin Thompson - Blaznee

“- Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
- Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
- Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
- Billy Madison: You know something? You suck!”
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Raphael: Ok, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
- Leonardo: I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
- Michelangelo: Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.”
Nolan North - Raphael
James Arnold Taylor - Leonardo
Mikey Kelley - Michelangelo

“Quite exciting, this computer magic!”

David Kaff - Viv Savage

“This game has one objective: power. We will be fighting for countries, chosen at random by the machine. But for this demonstration, I will choose France. Target areas will light up on the map. Whoever hits them first with his laser beam will score a point. But there is another way to win: with your left hand, you control two nuclear missiles;...” (continue)(continue reading)

Klaus Maria Brandauer - Maximilian Largo

“- Bryce: I've got over 150 hours between flight simulation games, models.
- Terry Sheridan: And in the real thing?
- Bryce: Two.
- Terry Sheridan: Two? Well, you're only going to fly it once I'm out, so I hope you remember your two hours well.”

Noah Taylor - Bryce
Gerard Butler - Terry Sheridan

The future is now! Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer. You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female wrestling on another. You can do your shopping at home, or play "Mortal Kombat" with a friend from Vietnam. There's no end to the possibilities!
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

- Rusty Griswold: Hey, ya' got "Pac Man"?
- Cousin Dale: No.
- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got "Space Invaders"?
- Cousin Dale: Nope.
- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got "Asteroids"?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale

“- Donald: Sonny, name one thing that's gotten better in the last ten years.
- Candice Paluso: Video games.
- Sonny Paluso: Video games! There you are.
- Donald: Alright, I acknowledge that.”
Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Kristen Vigard - Candice Paluso
Walter Matthau - Sonny Paluso

“- Jackie Treehorn: Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!
- The Dude: Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.”
Ben Gazzara - Jackie Treehorn
Jeff Bridges - The Dude

“- Lucas: Pick any game you want. I'm good at all of 'em. I've got 97 of 'em.
- Haley: You know all 97 of them?”
Jackey Vinson - Lucas
Jenny Lewis - Haley

“Video games are ancient history. This is the first disk in a series of four. If time runs out you'll not be allowed to play the next disk. That can be extremely dangerous. Do not let that happen. One final detail... you must think like a killer. Cover up any clues. Leave no witnesses, no evidence. And most importantly, enjoy the fear!”
T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster

“You should forget females. Stick to Nintendo.”
Kadeem Hardison - Antoine Tyler