Villain quotes

“- The Joker: ...Mr. Freeze, Penguin, Crazy Quilt, Eraser, Polka-Dot Man, Mime, Tarantula, King Tut, Orca, Killer Moth, March Harriet, Zodiac Master, Gentlemen Ghost, Clock King, Calendar Man, Kite Man, Catman, Zebra-Man, and the Condiment King!
- Pilot Bill: Okay, are you making some of those up?
- The Joker: Nope, they're all real. Probably...” (continue)(continue reading)
Zach Galifianakis - Joker
Chris McKay - Pilot Bill

“You think they see you as some kind of hero? A man of virtue? Maybe you can fool them, but I know what you are. You know what you are. A thief, a liar, and a killer. You can never undo things you have done. And you will never be anything.”

Pedro Pascal - Tovar

“- Valerie Da Vinci: It's some kind of monster!
- Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that's not a monster! That's a man wearing shoulder pads. There's only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated...”

Jenny Slate - Valerie Da Vinci
Steve Coogan - Silas Ramsbottom

“When you’re married to a man who got rich putting people’s feet in cement you probably never had to do a dish!”

Kate Winslet - Ginny

“Jimmy was the kind of guy that rooted for bad guys in the movies.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“Face it, Gru! Villainy is in your blood!”
Steve Carrell - Gru

“You're in politics. You know that no one can claw their way to the top without getting a little dirt under their fingernails. Clearly I overestimated you. But calling me a drug dealer! I'm... so much bigger than that, you know.”

Priyanka Chopra - Victoria Leeds

“- Chet: Now everyone in the country can hear your big mouth flap.
- Barry: Oh, Chet. So nice to hear from you again. Shouldn't you be out burning crosses or molesting children or something?
- Chet: I'd rather be talking to you.
- Barry: Or training pit bulls?
- Chet: You think you're so smart...”
Earl Hindman - Chet
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished.”

Hugo Weaving - V

“You call the senator and you tell him R.O.T.O.R. walked through a busload of nuns to get to a jaywalker, with malice towards no one. It won't stop. It wasn't ready. Its brain functions are incomplete. It can't think twice, can't reason, can't change its prime directive. It's like a chainsaw set on frappé.”
Richard Gesswein - Coldyron

“I'm the blackest villain of all time. ”
Ian McDiarmid

“Nobody is just villain through and through. You have to feel something for them.”
Scott Hicks

“A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. ”
Mel Brooks

“I generally play villains once every three or four years by choice.”
Kevin McKidd

“- Martine Love: I've been seeing this guy, who runs his own business - security systems. Next month they're installing new alarms in a bank in Marylebone. Seems like the trains have been setting off the tremble alarms in the vault, and so they've had to turn them off. So, for a week or so, they won't have any.
- Terry Leather: Now... why would...” (continue)(continue reading)
Saffron Burrows - Martine Love
Jason Statham - Terry Leather

“That's the attitude of too many morons in this country. They think these hoodlums are some sort of demigods. What do they do about a guy like Camonte? They sentimentalize, romance, make jokes about him. They had some excuse to glorify our old Western bad men.”
Edwin Maxwell - Detective Chief

“Every search for a hero must begin with something every hero needs, a villain.”
Rade Serbedzija - Dr. Nekhorvich

“What a sad vision of today's youth. The juvenile authorities have had it with Drape gangs.”
Robert Walsh - Judge

“There's a lot of villainous characters lurking about. I'm glad to say that most of them are mine.”

Bernard Hepton - Commander Leighton

“For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.”

G.W. Bailey - Peter

“Smokers! Just enough wind to get away clean.”
Chaim Jeraffi - Drifter

“- Jack Cates: I'm a cop, you're a crook.
- Reggie Hammond: Oh, get the fuck outta here! Just 'cause I'm a convict, every thin' that comes outta my mouth is a god damn lie?
- Jack Cates: That's right.”
Nick Nolte - Jack Cates
Eddie Murphy - Reggie Hammond

“Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me!”

Samuel L. Jackson - Elijah Price

“Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk

“- Basil of Baker Street: Ratigan's proved he's more clever than I. He never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
- Dr. David Q. Dawson: Pull yourself together. You can stop that villain.”

Barrie Ingham - Basil of Baker Street
Val Bettin - Dr. David Q. Dawson