Vows quotes

“I made a vow to love you faithfully, forsaking all others. To comfort you in times of need, and to keep you safe for as long as we both shall live.”

Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“- Princess Aura: My father has never kept a vow in his life!
- Dale Arden: I can't help that, Aura. Keeping our word is one of the things that make us... better than you.”
Ornella Muti - Princess Aura
Melody Anderson - Dale Arden

“- Logan: I'll never hurt you or anyone ever again. I made a vow.
- Jean Grey: A solemn vow?
- Logan: You're making fun of me.
- Jean Grey: It's too late.”
Hugh Jackman - Logan
Famke Janssen - Jean Grey

“- Father Seamus: Tell me. Is celibacy just as difficult for a woman as it is for a man?
- Charlie McManus: I wouldn't know... I must come clean, though, I, I had a man in my bed last night. All night. You see, the way I see it, sex is allowed.”
Tom Hickey - Father Seamus
Robbie Coltrane - Charlie McManus

“I would like to make this a live roll call. I want to see the faces of those of you who would eliminate the possibility of greatness in American leadership because of half-truths, lies, and innuendoes.”

Jeff Bridges - President Jackson Evans

“I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them.”
Dennis Miller - Judge Whopper

“- Nerd student: Have you adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?
- Father Jebedaiah Mayii: Yes, I have.
- Nerd student: Me too.
- Father Jebedaiah Mayii: I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice.”
Willie Garson - Nerd student
Leslie William Nielsen - Father Jebedaiah Mayii

“Susan, when I married you the first time I only did it to get in your pants. Now I'm doing it because I want to spend the rest of my life getting into your pants.”
Garry Shandling - Harold Anderson

“You got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old fashioned, you go three and you're a homo.”

Paulo Costanzo - Ryan

“- Mother Superior: There are 3 vows every nun must accept: The vow of poverty. The vow of obedience.
- Deloris: Mm-Hmm.
- Mother Superior: And the vow of chastity.
- Deloris: I am outta here with that.”
Maggie Smith - Mother Superior
Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris

“- Morthond: One year ago, I took a vow of silence!
- Cord: When did you break it?
- Morthond: Now!”
Anthony De Longis - Morthond
Jeff Cooper - Cord

“I never break a promise.”
Hedy Lamarr - Gaby

“- Idgie Threadgoode: I can't believe he swore on the Bible!
- Ruth Jamison: Well, if that judge had looked any closer, he'd have seen that it was a copy of Moby Dick.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison

“- Prissy The Elephant: They've gone and made him... oh dear, I just can't say it... made him a clown.
- The Elephant Matriarch: Oh, the shame of it. Let us take the solemn vow. From now on, he is no longer an elephant.”

Sarah Selby - Prissy The Elephant
Verna Felton - The Elephant Matriarch

“God take my testicles and fry them up with bacon!”
Jeff Goldblum - Dexter King