Washington quotes

“- Lula Fortune: That Johnnie is one cleverdetective. You know how clever?
- Sailor Ripley: How clever?
- Lula Fortune: He told me once he could find an honest man in Washington.”
Laura Dern - Lula Fortune
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley

“Washington always has to have a hero.”
Meryl Streep - President Orlean

“- Emory Roberts: The only place we know we're safe is Washington. We gotta get on that plane, we gotta get in the air.
- Rufus Youngblood: What if President Kennedy needs the airplane?
- Emory Roberts: President Kennedy will not need the airplane.”
Austin Nichols - Emory Roberts
Nico Evers-Swindell - Rufus Youngblood

“- Daniel: You know there is an old man shacked up here with a very young girl!
- Hotel Clerk: Sir, most of these rooms have old men with young girls. This is Washington.”
Michael J. Fox - Daniel
Austin Pendleton - Hotel Clerk

“- Bill: Okay, Ted, George Washington. One: the father of our country.
- Ted: Two: born on President's Day.
- Bill: Three: the dollar-bill guy.”

Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Caroline Wakefield: What's Washington like?
- Robert Wakefield: What's Washington like? Well its like Calcutta, surrounded by beggars. The only difference is the beggars in Washington wear fifteen hundred dollar suits and they don't say please or thank you.”
Erika Christensen - Caroline Wakefield
Michael Douglas - Robert Wakefield

“- Butt-head: Wait a minute. We can't leave Washington till we find that chick.
- Old Woman on Plane and Bus: Oh, we're a long way from Washington, Bob. This is the Hoover Dam.”

Mike Judge - Butt-Head
Cloris Leachman - Old Woman on Plane and Bus

“- Matt Hobbs: Washington? Washington, boy, that must have been a big adjustment.
- Nan Mulhanney: It wasn't that bad. Both places have a lot in common: Over-privileged people, crazed by their fear of losing their privileges. Alcoholism. Addiction. Betrayal. The near total degradation of what once were grand motives. The same spiritual...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nick Nolte - Matt Hobbs
Julie Kavner - Nan Mulhanney

“Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog!”
Diana Scarwid - Bess Truman

“Washingtonland, the new Disney theme park.”
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson