Wealth quotes

“- Fiona: The lawn's looking a little brown.
- Sam: You know we're supposed to be conserving water! We're in the middle of a drought!
- Fiona: Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn? People who use extra water have extra class.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Fiona
Hilary Duff - Sam

“I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of nineteen, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones. But now, finally, I've got myself a new goal... World domination!”
Richard R. Grant - Darwin Mayflower

“I have seen a queen of France with 18 million livres of diamonds on her person, but I declare that all the charms of her face and figure added to all the glitter of her jewels did not impress me as much as that little shrub right there.”
Paul Giamatti - John Adams

“- H. H. Hughson: You are a man of obvious good taste in everything. Why did you...
- John Robie: Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn't afford, to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.”
John Williams - H. H. Hughson
Cary Grant - John Robie

“- Andrea Beaumont: So, tell me, with all that money and power, how come you always look like you want to jump off a cliff?
- Batman: Why do you care?
- Andrea Beaumont: I don't. Mom was asking.”

Dana Delany - Andrea Beaumont
Kevin Conroy - Batman

“- Ronald Camp: Who is he, a friend?
- Melissa Robinson: No, this is--this is my date. He's a lawyer.
- Ronald Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him lawyer?
- Melissa Robinson: No, this is Ace. Um, Tom Ace.
- Ace Ventura: Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific. I was...” (continue)(continue reading)
Udo Kierr - Ronald Camp
Courteney Cox - Melissa Robinson
Jim Carrey - Ace Ventura

“- Holly Golightly: Don't you just love it?
- Paul Varjak: Love what?
- Holly Golightly: Tiffany's! ”
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly
George Peppard - Paul Varjak

“I didn't come here because you're my father... I came here because you're the richest person I know!”

Charlie Sheen - David Ackerman

“- Bobby Fain: Rich people, they're different from you and me?
- Mohamed Karaman: How's that?
- Bobby Fain: Well, for one thing, they've got a lot more money...”

Michael P. Moran - Bobby Fain
David Suchet - Mohamed Karaman

“- Short Round: What is Sankara?
- Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”
Jonathan Ke Quan - Short Round
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“- Gus Green: That guy stole that from 43 women. That's a whole lot of broken hearts.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, it's not nice. We wouldn't like it if it were somebody in our families. We can't take it.
- Gus Green: But think, Joe. Not only is it a lot of women - That means a lot of rewards. It's a lot of rewards!
- Joe Waters: It's more than one...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Wade: I am relaxed. You wanna know why?
- Richie: Why?
- Wade: 'Cause I'm gonna be fuckin' rich. You know what rich people do?
- Richie: What?
- Wade: They relax.”
Jonathan Sadowski - Wade
Ben Feldman - Richie

“They don't ever have to work for anything. They think they can just, all of a sudden, one day out of the blue, waltz right in with no qualifications whatsoever and try to take away what other people have worked for very hard for their entire lives!”

Reese Witherspoon - Tracy Flick

“- Grandpa George: The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day! Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
- Grandma Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
- Grandpa George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat.”
David Morris - Grandpa George
Eileen Essell - Grandma Josephine

“Some women are drippin' with diamonds, some are drippin with pearls. Lucky me, look what I'm drippin' with: little girls!”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“- Osmosis Jones: We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches! You ever try to blow-dry your hair with a fart?
- Drix: OK, I get it. You were poor.
- Osmosis Jones: You bet I was! You ever try to make a snowman out of toilet paper cling-ons? Now that's poor!
- Drix: OK, please, you're going to make me vomit!
- Osmosis...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones
David Hyde Pierce - Drix

“Someday, Abu, things are gonna change. We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have any problems at all.”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin

“Even Ray Charles can see he's got money.”
Ron Cephas Jones - Ice

“- Rich Prisoner: Care to express an opinion, sir?
- Will Plunkett: Yeah. You've got more money than brains.”
Robert Carlyle - Plunkett

“I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.”
Brooke Shields

“If I had kept everything my old man threw out, I'd be a wealthy man today.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“- Mark Jennings: Mrs. Douglas, I think I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.
- Mrs. Douglas: Oh? And what's that?
- Mark Jennings: Rich.”
Emilio Estevez - Mark Jennings
Barbara Babcock - Mrs. Douglas

“- James: You're rich, right? I mean your family.
- Ing. Eduardo Apodaca: Well, I guess it depends on who you compare me too.
- James: Poor people.”
Sam Shepard - James
Eduardo Noriega - Ing. Eduardo Apodaca

“- Shaun: Mom, you know money can't buy happiness.
- Cindy: Oh grow up, yes it can!”
Colin Hanks - Shaun Brumder
Catherine O'Hara - Cindy Bleuger

“I just made enough money to bake biscuits for the projects.”
Kevin Carroll - Calvin