Weather quotes

“The truth is that, while we Welsh like to believe that it was the mountains that beat the successive invaders, it was really the weather that comes with mountains. It was the rain that defeated every invader. Yes, simple rain.”
Nicholas McGaughey - Narrator

“Accuracy equals focusing on a point. Gravity pulls an inch a yard. You point up. But you have to factor in wind, which is the most difficult part.”
Nicolas Cage - David Spritz

“You're like the weather, you just happen.”

Mia Farrow - Caroline Brace

“I may be young, captain, but I have spent three years in a climate of fearsome heat, with insects as big as rats and rats as big as cats! I can certainly deal with deck and down with fever!”

Lisa Pelikan - Sarah Hargrave

“The smell: that's the first thing that hits you, promising everything in exchange for your soul. And the heat. Your shirt is straightaway a rag. You can hardly remember your name, or what you came to escape from.”

Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“- Peter Beaupre: We are going to Chicago.
- Earl Unger: In the winter? I packed tropical.”
Olek Krupa - Peter Beaupre
David Thornton - Earl Unger

“- Mother MacClannough: In this? You're out of your mind!
- William Wallace: Oh, it's good Scottish weather, madam. The rain is falling straight down. Well, slightly to the side like.”

Gerda Stevenson - Mother MacClannough
Mel Gibson - William Wallace

“- Pecos Bill: Not as hot as the summer of '88 when the chickens laid fried eggs and the babies cried sawdust.
- Paul Bunyan: Does this story have a point or does it go on and on and on like this stinkin' desert?”
Patrick Swayze - Pecos Bill
Oliver Platt - Paul Bunyan

“You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: it's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.”
Bill Murray - Phil

“We got Hurricane Grace moving north off the Atlantic seaboard. Huge... getting massive. Two, this low south of Sable Island, ready to explode. Look at this. Three, a fresh cold front swooping down from Canada. But it's caught a ride on the jet stream... and is motoring hell-bent towards the Atlantic. What if Hurricane Grace runs smack into it?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher McDonald - Todd Gross

“- Tom Hardy: How was California?
- Danny Detillo: Sunny.
- Tom Hardy: Sunny? You've been out there two years and that's all you've got to say?
- Danny Detillo: The Simpsons are on an hour earlier.”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy
Tom Sizemore - Det. Danny Detillo

“I had a farm in Africa at the foot of the Ngong Hills. The Equator runs across these highlands, a hundred miles to the north, and the farm lay at an altitude of over six thousand feet. In the day-time you felt that you had got high up; near to the sun, but the early mornings and evenings were limpid and restful, and the nights were cold.”
Meryl Streep - Karen

“Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot.”
Matthew Broderick - Eugene Morris Jerome

“It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle.”
Robin Williams - Adrian Cronauer

“The tub's for me. A daily scalding might just make this climate bearable.”
Bryan Brown - Bob Campbell

“Weather is no longer in God's hands, but in mine.”
Sir Sean Connery - Sir August de Wynter

“- Ernie Mott: I wonder what the weatherman promises for tomorrow.
- Ada Brantline: Likely rain - followed by suicide in bed.”
Cary Grant - Ernie Mott
June Duprez - Ada Brantline

“- Bob Jenkins: Let's say that such rips do occur every now and then. It would be similar to rare weather phenomenons that are reported. Upside-down tornadoes, circular rainbows, daytime starlight.
- Brian Engle: The aurora borealis.
- Bob Jenkins: What?
- Brian Engle: There was an aurora borealis over the Mojavi Desert when we left L.A.X.”
Dean Stockwell - Bob Jenkins
David Morse - Brian Engle

“It may look like rain to the rest of you, but on Lake Shore Drive it's sunshine all the way.”
Kathleen Turner - Christy Colleran

“If the Iraqis didn't kill us, the weather was going to.”
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

- Sergeant Dillard: [Claude won't dig, and complains that it's too hot] You tell that lazy jigaboo the State of Mississippi ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
- Hoppin' Bob: Listen up, jigaboo! State of Mississippi ain't interested in your, your, uh "metacological assessments"!
Nick Cassavetes - Sergeant Dillard
Brent Jennings - Hoppin' Bob

“Cold weather makes people stupid and that's a fact.”
Brad Pitt - Early Grayce

“- Frankie's Mother: How was your day?
- Frankie's Father: It was a bit cold.”
Gabrielle Reidy - Frankie's Mother
Martin Dunne - Frankie's Father

“He says unless we accept his demands, the weather will keep getting colder and colder until we'll all have to go to hell just to warm up.”

Dame Eileen Atkins - Alice