Weekend quotes

“I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around, eventually.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
Wayne Knight - Newman

“England. Typical. Even drug dealers don't work weekends.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Eddie Temple

“I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin

“Is that all you're gonna do this weekend? Smokedope?”
Larry Zerner - Shelly

“- Dean Adams: Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likely shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
- Reese Wilson: Not that kind of eighteen.”
John Neville - Dean Adams
Loretta Devine - Reese Wilson

“Great, fine. More for me, i got enough for the whole weekend.”

Hunter Parrish - Stan

“- Joe Scheffer: Did you have fun?
- Natalie Scheffer: Weekend from hell. They took me to another silly-ass hippie restaurant. With thee most absurd one-man play ever produced!”
Tim Allen - Joe Scheffer
Hayden Panettiere - Natalie Scheffer

“Football and drugs. A perfect Saturday afternoon.”
Rhys Ifans - Iki

“- Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
- Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?”
Vince Green - Snookie
Kerry Washington - Chenille

“- Stanley's Neighbor: Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing?
- Stanley Stupid: Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.”
Robert Wise - Stanley's Neighbor
Tom Arnold - Stanley Stupid

“For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones