Wit quotes
40 wit quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“There is certainly a higher percentage of wit in British comedy than in American comedy.”
- From the movie: Zorro, the Gay Blade
“- Esteban: Is your blade as sharp as your tongue?
- Zorro The Gay Blade: Is yours as dull as your wit?” - From the TV Series: Downton Abbey
“Vulgarity is no substitute for wit.”
- From the movie: Spectre
“- Madeleine Swann: You shouldn't stare.
- James Bond: Well, you shouldn't look like that.” - From the movie: The Boy Next Door
“- Claire Peterson: Go fuck yourself.
- Noah Sandborn: I'd rather fuck you.” - From the movie: Breakfast at Tiffany's
“- Paul Varjak: [about Holly and Jose] So you're getting married, then?
- Holly Golightly: Well, he hasn't really asked me, not in so many words.
- Paul Varjak: Four you mean?
- Holly Golightly: Huh?
- Paul Varjak: Well that's how many it takes: will you marry me?” - From the movie: Black Mass
- From the movie: Aloha
“I may not be the original owner of your heart, but I am the better owner and a much healthier option too!”
- From the movie: Wild Card
“Being smart is the only defense I've ever had, but it's not enough anymore.”
- From the movie: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
- From the movie: Burnt
“- Adam Jones: Pretend you're my girlfriend.
- Helene: If I was your girlfriend, you'd probably hold my arm.
- Adam Jones: No, if you were my girlfriend, we would have got into an argument in the taxi. We wouldn't even be talking.” - La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“It is always the same: women bedeck themselves with jewels and furs, and men with wit and quotations.”
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Sonny: What should I do?
- Mrs. Donnelly: That’s for you to decide.
- Sonny: Why won’t you tell me?
- Mrs. Donnelly: So you’ll know what to do after I’m gone.” - From the movie: Magic Mike XXL
“I'd say it's still your day, ma'am.”
- From the movie: Ashby
“Don't get hit too hard on that head of yours, your brain's showing occasional signs of thought.”
- From the movie: Freeheld
- From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Evelyn Greenslade: I don't know why I tell you anything.
- Muriel Donnelly: Because I'm older and wiser.
- Evelyn Greenslade: Nineteen days older.
- Muriel Donnelly: That's the entire lifespan of a wasp.” - From the movie: Wild Card
“- Nick Wild: I lectured on economics at Yale. I can memorize the front pages of The New York Times in five minutes, and repeat it back to you in five weeks. I was National Golden Gloves champion three years in a row. I'm fluent in four languages, and can wrestle with a menu in five more.
- Cyrus Kinnick: Jesus!
- Nick Wild: Don't interrupt me....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Mary Poppins
“- Mr. Banks: Just a moment, Mary Poppins. What is the meaning of this outrage?
- Mary Poppins: I beg your pardon?
- Mr. Banks: Will you be good enough to explain all this?
- Mary Poppins: First of all, I would like to make one thing quite clear.
- Mr. Banks: Yes?
- Mary Poppins: I never explain anything. ” - From the movie: Spectre
“Out of bullets. And besides, I've got something better to do.”
- From the movie: Magic Mike XXL
“I've got a little treat for y'all tonight. It's the man I knew as White Chocolate. Some might know him as Magic Mike. We gonna see if he still got some magic in that Mike. You down for a little fun tonight?”
- From the movie: Spectre
- From the movie: Spectre
“Well, it was that or the priesthood.”
- From the movie: Aloha
“- Brian Gilcrest: Can I have a double espresso?
- Allison Ng: Good morning, sir! I'm so jacked for today!
- Brian Gilcrest: Make that a triple.” - From the movie: The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
“- Lavinia: You’re probably thinking that I’m a little young to be staying at the Marigold Hotel.
- Kushal: Either that or your plastic surgeon is a genius!”
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