Wonder quotes

“- Steve Butabi: Oh my God, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
- Richard Grieco: Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.”
Will Ferrell - Steve Butabi
Richard Grieco - Richard Grieco

“He was one of those guys you meet for a moment, but that lodge themselves in your brain forever. Better for fantasizing about than actually sleeping with. Better as mysteries. Because we all know what happens when you take away the mystery.”

Marisa Tomei - Ruby Weaver

“When a man's jawbone drops off it's time to reassess the situation.”
John Astin - The Judge

“Ha Ha! It's the wonder of nature, baby!”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dustin Davis

I wonder what her twat looks like. You ever wonder that? 'Cause sometimes she'll be talkin' to me and all I can think is "What's your twat look like? Why don't you show it to me you fuckin' bitch?". Yeah, I'm twisted. I got problems. I know I do.
Paul Weitz - Sam

“Do you think someday people will get Tibet on their movie screens and wonder what happened to us?”
Jamyang Jamtsho Wangchuk - Dalai Lama, 14 Years Old

“Do you imagine those hands are hot or cold? Just think what a single snip could do.”
Kathy Baker - Joyce

“You know, I've been to every party you've ever had. Right there, in that tree, like a bat. Now, here we are... dancing in front of God and everyone.”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild

“- Jack Butler: [Enters scene revving chainsaw] How ya doin'. You must be Ron Richardson. I'm - Jack Butler, nice to meetcha.
- Ron Richardson: Pleased to meet you.
- Jack Butler: Huh?
- Ron Richardson: I say I'm pleased...
- [Jack Turns chainsaw off]
- Ron Richardson: ...to meet you. I'm just waiting for Caroline.
- Jack Butler: Well, uh, you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Keaton - Jack
Martin Mull - Ron

“You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in. That's it. It's surprise. They just can't believe it's really happening to them.”
Chris Bauer - George Higgins

“- Sabrina Fairchild: I never thought of you as a dancer.
- Linus Larabee: I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office. ”
Julia Ormond - Sabrina Fairchild
Harrison Ford - Linus Larrabee

“Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.
[after a pause] We must be over the rainbow!”

Judy Garland - Dorothy

“- Rosa: So I am looking and I see a young woman, and it's the Sabrina. And she's talking. Who's she talking to? A man, but not her daddy because he's not as tall.
- Joanna: It was Linus. Sabrina went out with Linus.
- Rosa: It was Mr. Linus.
- Linda: Sabrina went out with Linus? That's too weird.
- Scott: I always thought that guy was gay.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
Miriam Colon - Rosa
Elizabeth Franz - Joanna
Becky Ann Baker - Linda
Paul Giamatti - Scott

“I am, as ever, in bewildered awe of anyone who makes this kind of commitment that Angus and Laura have made today. I know I couldn't do it and I think it's wonderful they can.”

Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Patty: Didn't you like, used to mow our lawn?
- Ronald Miller: Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town!
- Patty: Rhodo-who's?
- Cindy Mancini: Guys, I'll see you in home ec, OK?
- Barbara: What did he say?
- Patty: I don't care! Dig on his shirt...”
Darcy DeMoss - Patty
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Amanda Peterson - Cindy Mancini
Tina Caspary - Barbara

“- Willy Wonka: How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?
- Charlie: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world!
- Willy Wonka: I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you.”
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka
Peter Ostrum - Charlie

“- Mrs. Pascal: Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother! Didn't I sound just like a mother?
- Marty Pascal: You are a mother.
- Mrs. Pascal: I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?”
Geneviève Bujold - Mrs. Pascal
Josh Hamilton - Marty Pascal

“That dirty little pig! He's watching Nora getting undressed... I wonder if he'd let me come over.”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“A leprechaun's home has many surprises.”
Warwick Davis - Leprechaun

“You need sunglasses to talk on the phone? Are you freebasing, Michael? Inquiring minds want to know.”

Corey Haim - Sam

“- Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?
- Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Shar Jackson - Monique

“Those who may be among us tonight for the first time and who have not yet come initiated into the mysteries of the first circle of the seventh old ray, may be wondering what is going to happen now.”
Cicely Oates - Nurse Agnes

“- Keno: Who? What? Where? How?
- Donatello: Well, I guess that leaves out 'why' and 'when', doesn't it?”

Ernie Reyes Jr. - Keno
Leif Tilden - Donatello