Wooing quotes

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton

“- Carter: Did you see that?
- Lee: He likes you.
- Carter: I ain't shopping with you no more.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Dana Barrett: After dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, no! I have all new cheap moves.”
Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.”
Russell Crowe - John Nash

- Jean: I don't see why I have to do all the dirty work. There must be plenty of rich old dames just waiting for you to push them around.
- "Colonel" Harrington: You find them, I'll push them.
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean
Charles Coburn - "Colonel" Harrington

“- Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.
- Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”

Jack Black - Hal
Jason Alexander - Mauricio

“Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat!”

Louise Beavers - Mamie

“- Avery Bishop: There is no real loyalty, and the first person who taught me that was you.
- Jerry Maguire: I figure I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
- Avery Bishop: Well, it worked.”
Kelly Preston - Avery Bishop
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire

“The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. It's a very patriotic bird.”
Chandler McIntyre - Naturalist

“- Receptionist: How long have you been wearing such tight pants?
- Lenny Haise: Hey, if that's a pick-up line we're a match made in heaven.”
Steve Zahn - Lenny Haise

You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later". Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
Sasha Jenson - Don Dawson

“- John Keating: Language was developed for one endeavor, and that is... Mr. Anderson? Come on, are you a man or an amoeba?
[Mr. Anderson stays silent]
- John Keating: Mr. Perry?
- Neil Perry: To communicate.
- John Keating: No! To woo women!”
Robin Williams - John Keating
Robert Sean Leonard - Neil Perry

“Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them. They love it.”
Dana Carvey - Garth Algar

“- Tony: God, that was so creepy!
- Mike: Wait, why are you smiling?
- Cynthia: I thought he was cute.
- Tony: Ugh, that's disgusting!
- Mike: You thought he was cute? Do you realize when he graduated we were like three years old?”

Anthony Rapp - Tony
Adam Goldberg - Mike
Marissa Ribisi - Cynthia

“I appreciate this whole seduction scene you've got goin', but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing, okay? So… I'm on an hourly rate. Could we just move it along?”

Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“Is that your real hair or did you scalp an angel?”

Bob Hope - Larry Haines

“I'm going to win you over, Elaine. You'll see. I'm going to romance you and I'll wine you and I'll dine you and one day you're going to feel about me, the way I feel about you.”
Gene Wilder - George

“When a man truly loves his wife, he never lets her catch him.”
Wagner Moura - Rafi

“If you are a rich lady, and I have boned you...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart. If you are a rich lady, and would like to be boned...Please meet me at the Nacho Cart.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Renton: I'll come back with you if you like, but like, I'm not promising anything, you know.
- Diane: Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right?”
Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton
Kelly Macdonald - Diane

“- Bud Macintosh: Excuse me, miss? Did it hurt?
- Mimi: Did what hurt?
- Bud Macintosh: When you fell from heaven. Did it hurt?”
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh

“- Paul Finch: So, ah, would you object if I said you were quite striking?
- Stifler's Mom: Mister Finch, are you trying to seduce me?
- Paul Finch: Yes ma'am, I am.”
Eddie Kaye Thomas - Paul Finch
Jennifer Coolidge - Stifler's Mom

“- Barbara Butabi: Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid. It's your wedding.
- Kamehl Butabi: Can you wait until after the ceremony please?”
Loni Anderson - Barbara Butabi
Dan Hedaya - Kamehl Butabi