Wound quotes

“- Rubber Baron: Madam, I'm still standing firm on both my legs.
- Molly: You're a big game hunter, aren't you?
- Rubber Baron: What's that got to do with it?
- Molly: Then you should know: When you shoot an elephant, he sometimes stays on his legs for ten days before he topples over. Good night!”
Ruy Polanah - Rubber Baron
Claudia Cardinale - Molly

“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Clouseau?
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Are you wounded?
- Chief Insp. Jacques Clouseau: No. Fortunately I was saved by the darkness.
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: So what we need is more light.”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus

“- Deputy: Father, Father I've been shot!
- Ned: I'm very happy for you.”
Bruno Kirby - Deputy
Robert De Niro - Ned

“You shot me. I got a daughter.”
Micheal B. Jordan - Oscar Grant

“Broken wings mend in time. One day Robin will fly again. I promise.”
Michael Gough - Alfred Pennyworth

“- Emilio Lopez: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
- Longfellow Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.”

John Turturro - Emilio Lopez
Adam Sandler - Longfellow Deeds

“They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Jensen: Can you stand?
- Pooch: I've been shot in both of my legs. What kind of dumb-ass question is that, really?”
Chris Evans - Jensen
Columbus Short - Pooch

“We've had World War I, World War II, and now this Korean War—everywhere in America, in practically every home, there's some family with a veteran who was wounded. So I asked John, why does Gregory Peck have to have one leg?
”

Harry Morris Warner On Gregory Peck

“Now look what you've done! My bugs! My bugs! My bugs!”

Ken Page - Oogie Boogie

“- Red: I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
- Dale Denton: It's okay. We won't put our dicks in your mouth.”

Danny McBride - Red
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- E.R. Doctor: The bone protrusion through the skin, that's not a good sign. You're body temperature is below 80, and your, your, your heart's stopped beating.
- Ernest Menville: What the hell does that mean?
- E.R. Doctor: Exactly! What... what... I'm going to get a second opinion.”
Sydney Pollack - E.R. Doctor
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“I never get wounded.”
Sonny Tufts - Kansas

“- Roberta: What will they do to you if you don't pay?
- Jim Bennett: Break every bone in my body.”
Jessica Lange - Roberta

“- Rigby Reardon: Are you all right, Carlos?
- Carlos Rodriguez: It's all right. It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out.”

Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon
Reni Santoni - Carlos Rodriguez

“Are you digging for potatoes?”

Adrien Brody - Count Nicolas De La Motte

“- Joe: Ah, the dog likes you.
- Gary: She has a lot of scars.
- Joe: Yeah, but all the others... all the others are dead.”
Nicolas Cage - Joe
Tye Sheridan - Gary

“- Dr. Eve Saks: You're in the hospital. You almost died.
- Ron Woodroof: I bet that didn't surprise anybody.”
Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks
Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof

“When somebody shoot you in the head it make you think.”
Kevin Kline - Joey

“I'm gonna dig so many new holes in you, you're gonna look like a salt shaker!”

Dan Aykroyd - Judge Alvin 'J.P' Valkenheiser

“- Mitch Weaver: Dr. Farthing, what happened to your arm?
- Dr. Farthing: Well, it was either from sleeping on it the wrong way or bookmakers throwing me out of a speeding car.”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Chevy Chase - Dr. Farthing

“Strange thing about war wound; the older you get, the less proud of them you become.”
Marcel Iures - Col. Werner Visser

“Bones will mend, wounds will heal, diseases cured. Isn't that worth everything? Anything!”
Steven Keats - Dr. Philip Spires

“- Danceny: Sir, it would be embarrassing for me to fight you in your condition.
- Valmont: So what do we do? Send for our harps?”
Henry Thomas - Danceny
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Soldier: That cut looks painful.
- Tank Girl: I like pain.”
Lori Petty - Tank Girl