Yoga quotes

“Walden Schmidt-You've mistaken tooth paste for lubricant?
Alan Harper-Just once and it stung like hell, but my penis was minty fresh.
Walden Schmidt-How did you know it was minty fresh?
Alan Harper-Years of yoga and loneliness.
”
Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“If I wanted a boyfriend, and a yoga class, and a house, and kids, and a job my mom could brag about, I'd have done it. It would take me 10 minutes. I don't want it.”
Carey Mulligan - Cassandra